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Oh, my sweet summer child...what do you know of peace? This is not peace but a cessation of war. But if you're a diligent little larva and learn well, perhaps you may live to see peace. For one day, as the oldest among us say, a great ruler will come to the Swamp of Salamanders unlike any we have ever seen before. She will be fire when winter's chill comes calling, ice when the sun's rays boil our waters. And when she comes, the people will bow before her and the Legion shall heed her and drive the alligators back where grumkins and snarks belong. She knows no other name but the Salamander Empress, and she will be our salvation.
That just now? That was my roleplay introduction! Or, rather, what someone else's character said at one point about mine in a roleplay about swamp animals under the tyrannical rule of a bunch of gators, including but not limited to Roman salamanders, Greek newts, what seemed like Chinese herons to me and Renaissance-French frogs. You would have been perfectly free to disregard that whole thing if you wanted to, actually - I'm just playing to my mild roleplay-bound megalomania.
Yep, I'm a very avid RPer. In fact, you'll find me haunting Quotev's chats more often than not - I only made this account to hunt MMOs with a friend, though of course that'll change eventually..~
I'm fond of video games, knitting and inside jokes - I've got a half-finished scarf floating around in my closet somewhere. Somewhere. Probably with the evil alligators.
This has been the derpiest introductory post ever. Have a very nice day and please remember to continue keeping all your limbs within the constraints of your consciousness as you exit the Salamandercoaster. Thank you. c:
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Im VERY confused, but i dont judge!
(Im the first one, so your ALL MINE!!!)
Welcome to this crazy, wonderful world that is ArmorGames!!
(Accept the pike and the cookies!)
Welcome to ArmorGames! You know what salamanders favorite food is? Poisonous cookies, so you should totally eat one.
Welcome to AG. *Throws cupcake at you* Eat this. I can 100% guarantee they probably aren't made from dead people.
Welcome to the Kingdom of AG! As usual, please sign this form to enable yourself to become a citizen. Also, by signing it you will also forfeit your soul to us and we shall bear no responsibility to any accidents or misfortune that falls upon you. Thank you and enjoy your time here.
Welcome to ArmorGames Salamander_Empress ! Our fresh-baked cookies are ready for you to eat. Don't trust who says cookies are poisonous. They will just eat your soul. No, I mean they will make you strong. Beware, wear your Armor before playing Games. Add me if you want, lets be friends. Between, nice introduction.
Welcome to AG take this torch to light your path through this mysterious cave called AG muahahahha *cough*
Welcome. People will offer you baked goods here, but don't be fooled. They will go straight to your thighs.
The empress has arrived! *bows down*
If you enjoy writing and storytelling, which I have a hunch that you do, feel free to check out the Art, Music and Writing forum and perhaps submit some of your original pieces. Look forward to seeing you there! =)
Welcome to Armor Games @Salamander_Empress! We love to have ourselves amother writer in the AMW Forum! Do explore and participate!!! =)
Thank you, everyone! I haven't been the most perfect logger-on ever these past three days, but that's not relevant! It'll change, I swear. x'D
There's just a lot to handle this summer and a program to get into and just-- ARGH!~ But, I'll be around more often.
But, I'll be around more often.
That's all we want to hear @Salamander_Empress!
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