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whats your fav joke thats so bad its funny?

Posted Jul 3, '14 at 4:25pm

axelotle

axelotle

2 posts

i heard this question on reddit. here is mine:                                                                               god said ''come forth john and you shall have eternal life.''but john came fifth and won a toaster.

 

Posted Jul 4, '14 at 4:43pm

nivlac724

nivlac724

72 posts

What did the loyer say to the loyer?

Were both loyers.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A A a a

 

Posted Jul 4, '14 at 9:30pm

clhkph

clhkph

117 posts

One day, a man walked into Staples(store) and thought, "I wonder if they sell staples."

The next day, the man walked into ****'s Sporting Goods and thought, "I wonder if..."
EDIT:I just realized the system recognizes ^that as a bad word. It isn't(in this case), I promise


last edited Jul 04 2014 09:32 pm by clhkph
 

Posted Jul 4, '14 at 10:57pm

SSTG

SSTG

10,760 posts

Knight

One day I was coming back from the arcade with my friend and we saw a hot woman walking in the street and pushing a stroller with a baby in it.
He says (very low so she couldn't hear) would you like another baby?  xD xD
This is sooo immature and stupid that it's funny!  xD xD xD


last edited Jul 04 2014 11:00 pm by SSTG
 

Posted Jul 4, '14 at 11:22pm

Jacen96

Jacen96

2,152 posts

A man walked into a bar.

He was immediately taken to the orthodontist for glasses.

~~~Darth Caedus

 

Posted Jul 5, '14 at 11:30am

pickpocket

pickpocket

3,327 posts

A guy is taking a girl to prom. The line for prom tickets is very long, but eventually he gets them. The boy then goes to get the girl flowers. The line for flowers is long, but eventually he gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The limo rental line is very long, but eventually he does it. At prom, the girl asks the boy to get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.

 

Posted Jul 5, '14 at 2:39pm

Moegreche

Moegreche

2,765 posts

Moderator

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"

N.B. Take your time with it. It doesn't deliver quite the same written.

 

Posted Jul 5, '14 at 3:18pm

09philj

09philj

858 posts

How do you make kitten stop spitting at you? Turn down the heat on the griddle!

 

Posted Jul 5, '14 at 10:57pm

Omegap12

Omegap12

250 posts

A guy is taking a girl to prom. The line for prom tickets is very long, but eventually he gets them. The boy then goes to get the girl flowers. The line for flowers is long, but eventually he gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The limo rental line is very long, but eventually he does it. At prom, the girl asks the boy to get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.

Told this joke to my friend once, and he didnt get it. Still to this day one of the funniest bad jokes moments in my ALMOST 14 years of life.

So heres my joke.
Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna (fish) and a bucket of glue?
You can tune a piano, but you cant tunafish.
*person listening to the joke* "Whats the bucket of glue got to do with this?"
*me* I KNEW you would get stuck on that!

 

Posted Jul 5, '14 at 11:19pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

4,115 posts

Well. Okay.

Q: What's worse that a skunk in your bed?
A: Smallpox.

 
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