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whats your fav joke thats so bad its funny?

Posted Jul 5, '14 at 11:39pm

R2D21999

R2D21999

14,616 posts

Knight

How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!


last edited Jul 05 2014 11:40 pm by R2D21999
 

Posted Jul 6, '14 at 12:02am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

6,299 posts

Q: What's worse that a spam bot on Armor Games?
A: The Black Death.

 

Posted Jul 6, '14 at 3:13am

Skeleton_Pilot

Skeleton_Pilot

1,304 posts

What do a red-tailed hawk and a pineapple have in common?

They both fly, with the exception of the pineapple.

 

Posted Jul 6, '14 at 3:47pm

clhkph

clhkph

119 posts

Person 1: "Will Will Smith smith?"
Person 2: "Will Smith will smith."

 

Posted Jul 6, '14 at 7:10pm

StormWalker

StormWalker

6,284 posts

What's brown and sticky?
A STICK HA

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A BRICK HA HA

What's white and can't climb trees?
A REFRIGERATOR HA HA HA

What's black and kills people?
A CROW WITH A MACHINE GUN HA HA HA HA

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HA HA HA HA HA

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
...not Sally who?
THAT WAS THE END OF THE JOKE YOU FOOL HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

Posted Jul 8, '14 at 11:32pm

jeff2241

jeff2241

121 posts

what is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
i don't know and i don't care.

 

Posted Jul 8, '14 at 11:52pm

SSTG

SSTG

11,346 posts

Knight

Here's one I created yesterday.
My little nephew came to visit and he found some orange stuff in the freezer that looked like Popsicle. They are frozen packets of sweet and sour sauce for egg rolls. I said "yeah they're small popsicle, you can have 4."
He grabs 4, take the scissors, cut one open, start sucking on it and he made this weird face and said " YUK, what's that!?!" , then he spitted it in the sink.
I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt! :) : D xD xD


last edited Jul 08 2014 11:53 pm by SSTG
 

Posted Oct 11, '14 at 7:25am

Janmega03

Janmega03

138 posts

Which fruit was used in War often? Pomegrenades.
Whats green and comes from the mountain? A Skiwi.

 

Posted Oct 12, '14 at 12:00am

Gladiator246

Gladiator246

369 posts

What is common between Britney Spears and a Barbie doll?

Ans:-Both are blond,brainless and 100% Plastic!

 

Posted Oct 12, '14 at 12:35am

QuestingForAwesome

QuestingForAwesome

4 posts

1. Why is a cat grouchy?
1a. Hes in a bad Mewd!
2. What do you call i guy with a rubber toe?
2a. Roberto!
3. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who gets in a fight with his cat?
3a. Claude!
4. If cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
4a. Their Paw!
5. What do you call when you borrow money from a Bison?
5a. A Buffoloan!
6. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is in a pile of leaves?
6a. Rustle!
Thats all, Im to tired for anymore...

 
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