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axelotle
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i heard this question on reddit. here is mine: god said ''come forth john and you shall have eternal life.''but john came fifth and won a toaster.

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SSTG
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Here's one I created yesterday.
My little nephew came to visit and he found some orange stuff in the freezer that looked like Popsicle. They are frozen packets of sweet and sour sauce for egg rolls. I said "yeah they're small popsicle, you can have 4."
He grabs 4, take the scissors, cut one open, start sucking on it and he made this weird face and said " YUK, what's that!?!" , then he spitted it in the sink.
I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt! : D xD xD

Janmega03
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Which fruit was used in War often? Pomegrenades.
Whats green and comes from the mountain? A Skiwi.

Gladiator246
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What is common between Britney Spears and a Barbie doll?

Ans:-Both are blond,brainless and 100% Plastic!

QuestingForAwesome
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1. Why is a cat grouchy?
1a. Hes in a bad Mewd!
2. What do you call i guy with a rubber toe?
2a. Roberto!
3. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who gets in a fight with his cat?
3a. Claude!
4. If cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
4a. Their Paw!
5. What do you call when you borrow money from a Bison?
5a. A Buffoloan!
6. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is in a pile of leaves?
6a. Rustle!
Thats all, Im to tired for anymore...

liquidvenom13
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How do chemists do it?

Periodically and on the Table.

evilsweetblock
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Hmmmm good question, I dont quite remember, but im posting anyway for the love of all things purple and other exotic colors.

Oh mah gurd, I just remembered it then pressed the edit button and it slipped my mind...

Terry_Logic
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Q: Why is it dangerous to purchase anything at the Dollar Tree in Soviet Russia?

A: In Soviet Russia, buck charge you.

ReZisty
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If you' ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit they're usually 90 degrees

MattEmAngel
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A BRAZILIAN!

tangentHyperplane
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"Hey, what time is it?"
"Time for you to get a watch!"

No one asks me for the time anymore.

Frank_Frooton
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Every single time I go to the dentist, he says "Ah, your teeth must be really bad for you to schedule at 2:30."

pickpocket
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Did you hear the one about the jump rope?
....
Must have skipped it

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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This one only works in text form:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

SSTG
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Did he get durnk? xD
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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?
Because they're all Targets.

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