i heard this question on reddit. here is mine: god said ''come forth john and you shall have eternal life.''but john came fifth and won a toaster.
I was trying to fart loudly but I ended up changing my underwear instead. xD
Yo mama so fat, she sat on the iphone and invented the ipad. HILARIOUS
The teacher, said the students, sucks! The teacher said, the students sucks! xD xD
When i went to school we called our teacher turtle, because he tortoise
What's the best part about having sex with twenty six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Call me a pedophile all you want, I didn't make it. I just like it.
Sorry to bring this back.
What can a child lose and never walk away from?
Kidneys
So I've been seeing this girl for the past weeks. However, some idiot stole my binoculars.
~~~Darth Caedus
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