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Lowco1
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Nomad

I remember this from Mad, now I make it a Forum game. You ask a question,then the person below you says fake answers, and after 3 of them the person says the answer, and asks another question.

Exp. Player 1: Is that a bomb.
James: No it is a bomb shaped chocolate bar. No it is a Secret ice cream machine. No it is a robotic video game console. Yes it is a bomb. Is that a lolly pop.

I will start. Are you a thief?

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Lowco1
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Nomad

Anyone.

Doombreed
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Templar

No I am a burglar. No I am a Burger. No I am Putin. No of course I AM NOT A THIEF!

Did you see that guy driving 100 mph through a red light?

Azywng
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Shepherd

No. I saw that guy drive through the red carpet at .100 mph. Nope, I saw him dive through the red cart at 10 mph. No, I sawed that guy and drove him through the red cat and made him say "mmph"! Of course I saw him.

Do you know what that noise was?

Lowco1
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Nomad

No I only heard unicorns. No I only heard a movie. No I am listening to music. Yes I know what it is.

Is that an grenade?

Azywng
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Azywng
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Shepherd

No that's a grand. No that's a grade! No that's a ten inch grade! Yes it's a grenade. (My word!)

Did I just nearly take God's name in vain?

KillaX77
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Shepherd

No I'm a catholic. No I'm supernatural. No I joked, yes I did!

Are you a race car driver?

StormWalker
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Jester
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