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Jester

3/4 Player Limit reached. 1 more player can play right now!

"Welcome there, young friend, Welcome where? you might ask.. the only answer is Hell, and where else?"
~Rys, Hell Guard

You have died, you know how, who killed you, and all the details. Now, the only thing to know is why you are here. You prayed every night, or did you not believe? That doesn't matter, for there is indeed a Heaven, and indeed a Hell. The only way to Heaven, unlike the bibles and religious texts say, is by blood. Not blood from real living people, but fighting to the (Re) Death of enemies in an arena. You will either suffer the eternal hell fires (Which really isn't that bad, you're dead, you cant feel anything...) So, what will it be? The arena? Of course, everyone picks the Arena. So, here's the rules.

~To win, you must collect the 'Souls' of your enemies. (Not really souls), thing is, souls work as Rating, Money, and Experience. If you go below 0 Souls, you are ****ed to be in a 3rd world village of hell, where you will suffer eternal hunger and thirst and things and it will be really, REALLY irritating. Don't worry, you can always sell your things to get more, if its THAT bad, but I have confidence in you... a little... No, I don't.

~The way you died and injuries you have gotten will affect you in the Arena, so if you died by dismemberment, ****, your screwed, but please note, the worse your injury, the more Souls you'll start out with!

~The way out of this arena is pretty simple. Get 666 Wins and then you can go! Hah, just kidding. to escape, you need to receive 99 Wins, then kill the Champion. More on that later.

~When you kill the previous Champion, if you want to go to Heaven, be my guest... but if you think going around worshiping and everything is a little brighter is really boring, then you can become the new Champion! Now THATS fun.

~This game is not meant to be against any religions, so if I offended you and/or your religion that doesn't believe in this, please don't hate spam. i'm sorry.

~Char. Sheet

Name: (Before death)
Nickname: *No one will address you by this until 10 Wins and 2000 Souls*
Health: 15/15
Death by: (This is debuff you, but give better Soul starting #)
Souls: 200
Inventory:
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Equipment:
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Big, Meaty Fists (Or not? lol)
Armor: Perfectly Tanned Skin (Or... not? o.o)
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Statistics:
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Wins: 0
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
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Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7~
Total Defense: 5~
?????

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Jester

Name: Nivlac
Nickname: Death Bringer
Health: 3/13
~ Dislocated Leg
~ Snapped in half
Death by My friend poured acid on me as a park thinking it has slimy water
Souls: 300
Inventory:
Training Ticket
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Equipment:
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Hand Bones
Armor: Skeleton
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Statistics:
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Wins: 0
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
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Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7~
Total Defense: 6~
?????

You try to relocate the leg, but the ******* is stuck on another bone. ****it! (Sorry dude, this # gen really doesnt like you xD)
as you fruitlessly try to relocate your leg, he drives his elbow into your spine and.... The most embarrassing thing possible happens. You get snapped in half, with your lower spinal cord and legs a few feet behind you


Name: John doe
Nickname: The defender
Health: 13/13
Death by: Shotgunned to the chest.
Souls: 250
Inventory:
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Equipment:
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Fists
Armor: Deep set tan
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Statistics:
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Wins: 1
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
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Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7~
Total Defense: 5~
?????

(Dude your really lucky, this # gen loves you ;-
He fruitlessly tries to relocate his leg, giving you enough to elbow his lower spine, literally snapping it in half and sending his upper body flying.

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Shepherd

Name: Nivlac
Nickname: Death Bringer
Health: 3/13
~ Dislocated Leg
~ Snapped in half
Death by My friend poured acid on me as a park thinking it has slimy water
Souls: 300
Inventory:
Training Ticket
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Equipment:
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Hand Bones
Armor: Skeleton
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Statistics:
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Wins: 0
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
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Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7~
Total Defense: 6~
?????

I kick him in his organs

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

I kick him in his organs


(Is that even possible at this stage?)

Name: John doe
Nickname: The defender
Health: 13/13
Death by: Shotgunned to the chest.
Souls: 250
Inventory:
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Equipment:
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Fists
Armor: Deep set tan
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Statistics:
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Wins: 1
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
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Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7~
Total Defense: 5~
?????

(What gen are you using?)

I dodge the flailing legs. I then stamp on his coccyx, attempting to shatter it.
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Jester

Name: Nivlac
Nickname: Death Bringer
Health: 0/13
~ Dead
Death by My friend poured acid on me as a park thinking it has slimy water
Souls: 300
Inventory:
Training Ticket
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Equipment:
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Hand Bones
Armor: Skeleton
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Statistics:
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Wins: 0
Losses: 1
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
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Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7
Total Defense: 6
?????

The legs hit him, but its only a graze...
He then stomps on whatever a coccyx is, and shatters it, because you have really really bad luck.


Name: John doe
Nickname: The defender
Health: 11/13
Death by: Shotgunned to the chest.
Souls: 250
Inventory:
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Equipment:
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Fists
Armor: Deep set tan
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Statistics:
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Wins: 2
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
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Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7
Total Defense: 5
Organ toss: Sac 2 Life to poison enemy

(Random.org)

He manages to graze you with his flailing legs, but you stamp on whatever the fvck coccyx is, and it shatters, I guess, because the number gen got 98 and that means you win. Also, for your second win your maximum health is increased by 1 and you learn a new skill: Organ toss. By sacrificing two life, you can pull out and throw one of your vital organs at the enemy, hopefully poisoning them. (40+ poisons)

HERE WERE THE BATTLE ROLLS:
18~87
13~92
17~97
36~98

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Shepherd

Name: Nivlac
Nickname: Death Bringer
Health: 0/13
~ Dead
Death by My friend poured acid on me as a park thinking it has slimy water
Souls: 300
Inventory:
Training Ticket
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Equipment:
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Hand Bones
Armor: Skeleton
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Statistics:
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Wins: 0
Losses: 1
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
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Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7
Total Defense: 6
?????

Wow, Im going to go to random.org and than punch my computer now!

(Whats next?)

evilsweetblock
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Jester

You can revive for 100 souls, you'll return to the barge that brought you here.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Name: John doe
Nickname: The defender
Health: 11/13
Death by: Shotgunned to the chest.
Souls: 250
Inventory:
-------------------------
Equipment:
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Fists
Armor: Deep set tan
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Statistics:
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Wins: 2
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
--------------------------
Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7
Total Defense: 5
Organ toss: Sac 2 Life to poison enemy

(Gotta love randomness. Do I get any souls? Also the coccyx is a part of your hip bones, it's the part that connects the two hips together.) What now?

nivlac724
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Shepherd

Name: Nivlac
Nickname: Death Bringer
Health: 0/13
~ Dead
Death by My friend poured acid on me as a park thinking it has slimy water
Souls: 300
Inventory:
Training Ticket
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Equipment:
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Hand Bones
Armor: Skeleton
--------------------------
Statistics:
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Wins: 0
Losses: 1
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
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Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7
Total Defense: 6
?????

I revive

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Nomad

Name: Grom Hellscream
Nickname: Hell Scream
Health: 15/15
Death by: Hit of Giant Sword
Souls: 200
Inventory:
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Equipment:
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Fist
Armor: Skeleton
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Statistics:
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Wins: 0
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
--------------------------
Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7~
Total Defense: 5~
?????

I move toward right to the Arena.

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Jester

Name: John doe
Nickname: The defender
Health: 11/13
Death by: Shotgunned to the chest.
Souls: 250
Inventory:
-------------------------
Equipment:
-------------------------
Fists
Armor: Deep set tan
--------------------------
Statistics:
--------------------------
Wins: 2
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
--------------------------
Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7
Total Defense: 5
Organ toss: Sac 2 Life to poison enemy

You can leave the arena and go to like, another fight?
No souls, its a training fight that wasn't really supposed to happen, the guards turned a blind eye because you didn't kill Crazy Joe...


Name: Nivlac
Nickname: Death Bringer
Health: 13/13
Death by My friend poured acid on me as a park thinking it has slimy water
Souls: 200
Inventory:
Training Ticket
-------------------------
Equipment:
-------------------------
Hand Bones
Armor: Skeleton
--------------------------
Statistics:
--------------------------
Wins: 0
Losses: 1
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
--------------------------
Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7
Total Defense: 6
?????

You feel yourself being dragged from a deeper form of death, up and up and up.... to the barge of the ship that brought you here. No salvation for you!


Name: Grom Hellscream
Nickname: Hell Scream
Health: 15/15
Death by: Hit of Giant Sword
Souls: 200
Inventory:
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Equipment:
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Fist
Armor: Skeleton
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Statistics:
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Wins: 0
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
--------------------------
Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7~
Total Defense: 5~
?????

As you head to the arena, behind you you hear a noise and a skeleton pops up out of no where.(You dont need to acknowledge this, its just another player lol)

nivlac724
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Shepherd

Name: Nivlac
Nickname: Death Bringer
Health: 13/13
Death by My friend poured acid on me as a park thinking it has slimy water
Souls: 200
Inventory:
Training Ticket
-------------------------
Equipment:
-------------------------
Hand Bones
Armor: Skeleton
--------------------------
Statistics:
--------------------------
Wins: 0
Losses: 1
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
--------------------------
Abilities:
--------------------------
Total Offense: 7
Total Defense: 6
?????

I wait for the ship to go back

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Treasurer

Name: John doe
Nickname: The defender
Health: 11/13
Death by: Shotgunned to the chest.
Souls: 250
Inventory:
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Equipment:
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Fists
Armor: Deep set tan
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Statistics:
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Wins: 2
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
--------------------------
Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7
Total Defense: 5
Organ toss: Sac 2 Life to poison enemy

(So not killing him was a good idea? Awesome.)

I hand around waiting for another fight, I need to train before I fight MR. one arm.

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Nomad

Name: Grom Hellscream
Nickname: Hell Scream
Health: 15/15
Death by: Hit of Giant Sword
Souls: 200
Inventory:
-------------------------
Equipment:
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Fist
Armor: Skeleton
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Statistics:
--------------------------
Wins: 0
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
--------------------------
Abilities:
--------------------------
Total Offense: 7~
Total Defense: 5~
?????

Move forward, looking for a fight.

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Jester

Name: Nivlac
Nickname: Death Bringer
Health: 13/13
Death by My friend poured acid on me as a park thinking it has slimy water
Souls: 200
Inventory:
Training Ticket
-------------------------
Equipment:
-------------------------
Hand Bones
Armor: Skeleton
--------------------------
Statistics:
--------------------------
Wins: 0
Losses: 1
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
--------------------------
Abilities:
--------------------------
Total Offense: 7
Total Defense: 6
?????

The ship returns, and you are back where you started.


Name: John doe
Nickname: The defender
Health: 11/13
Death by: Shotgunned to the chest.
Souls: 250
Inventory:
-------------------------
Equipment:
-------------------------
Fists
Armor: Deep set tan
--------------------------
Statistics:
--------------------------
Wins: 2
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
--------------------------
Abilities:
--------------------------
Total Offense: 7
Total Defense: 5
Organ toss: Sac 2 Life to poison enemy

Waiting there, one of the guards tells you this is for new deads only, and if you want to train some more go to the next room.


Name: Grom Hellscream
Nickname: Hell Scream
Health: 15/15
Death by: Hit of Giant Sword
Souls: 200
Inventory:
-------------------------
Equipment:
-------------------------
Fist
Armor: Skeleton
--------------------------
Statistics:
--------------------------
Wins: 0
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
--------------------------
Abilities:
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Total Offense: 7~
Total Defense: 5~
?????

Inside the arena building, you see 5 doorways, each with the roman numerals for 1-5 above them. Which door would you like to go through?

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Treasurer

Name: John doe
Nickname: The defender
Health: 11/13
Death by: Shotgunned to the chest.
Souls: 250
Inventory:
-------------------------
Equipment:
-------------------------
Fists
Armor: Deep set tan
--------------------------
Statistics:
--------------------------
Wins: 2
Losses: 0
Draws: 0
Tournaments entered: 0
Tournaments won: 0
--------------------------
Abilities:
--------------------------
Total Offense: 7
Total Defense: 5
Organ toss: Sac 2 Life to poison enemy

I move into the next room so.

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