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AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

I want to try something, see if anyone is interested... Inspired by this video [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPN3KTtrnZM]
which I find is hilarious.

Basically, you walk into a shop wanting to buy something but the shopkeeper always find a reason to not sell it or not have to have it in stock. There no strict format, and you don't have to be limited to items available in a cafe, but it is a continuous conversation between the shopkeeper and the customer who want to buy something.

For Example

P1 Oh, I would like to buy a cup of dark roast, hazelnut coffee
P2 we have the freshest coffee available, but unfortunately this week shipment of hazelnut was delayed by unionizing workers.
P3 Okay, How about just caramel coffee then
P4 Ah, Carmel we have... but I seems to have ate all of the coffee bean.
P5 You ate all of the coffee bean ? How...You know what never mind coffee do you have a bottle of water
P6 Yes of course...but the bottle have been open
P7 I don't care, I take it
P8 Oh but I afraid it have been open so long that all the water have evaporated
P9 Never mind the water then do you have... etc

Sorry, if the example seem kind of long, wasn't sure how to explain it.

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AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

Why don't you just sell me a strand of hair of your head? And, before you say anything...I don't care if it's a wig... I'll take that too

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

My dear sir, I'm bald. The last customer needed the same thing as you, but I gave him all I had.

AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

I can't believe I'm saying this... but desperate situation and all... but *ahem you can't be bald everywhere right?

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
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Bard

... In fact I am. I've just had a full wax, so not even a shred.

AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

You know what, I really don't want to know... Ah ha, I know sell me a pint of your blood.

Terry_Logic
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Jester

I would sell you a pint of my blood, but I cut myself shaving earlier today and all that came out was air, so I don't think I have any left in my body.

Lowco1
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Lowco1
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Nomad

So give me your air!

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