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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Swarmlord2
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I already made a cheese. *puts the banhammer cheese to the side*

I zap the monster Cheese with a laser cannonLaser = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Laser
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The laser did high damage to the cheese!

Monster Cheese: 485/500

I try to scare the cheese Why = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Why
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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the cheese seemed to be quite brave

monster cheese: 478/500

i shout to the cheese while im so happy! YAY = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = YAY
Swarmlord2
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You give the cheese a shock with your sudden shouting, making it fall and get seriously injured

Monster Cheese : 460/500

I pour acid on to the cheese Acid = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Acid
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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The acid burns the cheese heavily.

Monster Cheese: 445/500

I shall insert my influence over the cheese ItsMine = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = ItsMine
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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Since you should be exerting, not inserting, the cheese is more confused than influenced

Monster Cheese :440/500

I gently poke the cheese Poke = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Poke
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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you poke the cheese... and you make a hole through it!

Monster Cheese: 423/500

I call the cheese a monster! Cries = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Cries
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese doesn't mind.

Monster Cheese: 419/500

I tickle the cheese Tickle = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Tickle
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got hurt of so much he was tickled!

Monster Cheese: 406/500

I slap the cheese with a cactus covered glove! WeakSkin = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = WeakSkin
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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You really hurt the cheese

Monster Cheese: 388/500

I feed the cheese to one of the haruspexs on the hill Nomnomnom = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Nomnomnom
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese took very few damage from it

Monster Cheese: 386/500

I shot the cheese with my Shotgun = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Shotgun
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is reasonably hurt and now has holes in it

Monster Cheese:375/500

I stare at the cheese Stare = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Stare
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got scared and couldn't sleep!

Monster Cheese: 357/500

I Yell = 18 at the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
18 = Yell
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is scared again

Monster Cheese: 339/500

I sneeze at the cheese ATCHOO = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = ATCHOO
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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oh no... u had a serious disease, and the cheese is now infected!

monster cheese: 325/500

hey, the disease seems to be caused by bacteria, so we can cure it by heating up and cooling down the cheese very quickly. Shock = 18 oops i hurted the cheese at the same time

DICE RESULTS
18 = Shock
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