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Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

It is mildly insulted by your words.

Monster Cheese: 29/500

I get a giant rat to eat the cheese. Gnaw = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Gnaw
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

the rat didnt like the cheese, but the cheese was afraid of the rat! it hurted itself fearing!

monster cheese: 16/500

i simply Slap = 14 the cheese *plz go above 16 plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz*

DICE RESULTS
14 = Slap
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Despite doqck's pleases, he doesn't kill the cheese.

Monster Cheese: 2/500

So I go ahead and make a KillSteal = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = KillSteal
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

aaaand killsteal ends with success! rest in curd, monster cheese

monster cheese: -4/500

i recreate the dangerous cheese which i miscreated at page 163. Banhammer = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Banhammer
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

A not-very-threatening Dangerous Cheese appears.

Dangerous Cheese: 50/50

I show the cheese some dangerous monsters in order to instil fear into it. Scared = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Scared
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese got very scared! YAY!

Dangerous Cheese: 35/50

I tell the cheese that I have seen many dangerous things before, and all of them were more dangerous than a Cheese = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Cheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

You scare the cheese to the brink of death.

Dangerous Cheese: 15/50

I attempt to prove that the cheese is insignificant compared to the universe. Insignificant = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Insignificant
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

You killed the cheese! cheeseinsignificantcide!

Dangerous Cheese: -2/50

I create Nightmare Cheese! NightmaresAboutSchool = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = NightmaresAboutSchool
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
Marquis

I missed 2 kills

You create a powerful nightmare cheese which instills great fear but feels no fear itself.

Nightmare Cheese: 500/500

As I am the Swarmlord, I cannot feel fear and psychically fight it's power with happy thoughts UnicornsAndRainbows = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = UnicornsAndRainbows
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese got deeply hurt in the depths of his feelings! YAY!

Nightmare Cheese: 480/500

I tell the cheese that I'm used to having nightmares YouAreObsolete = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = YouAreObsolete
calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

He is really nervous that you know, and somehow it hurt him
Nightmare Cheese:460/500

I tell the cheese I usually only have daydreams instead of nightmares

Daydreams = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Daydreams
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese feel really upset!

Nightmare Cheese: 443/500

I tell the cheese that he will never be more scary than the DeepSleep = 20 games!

DICE RESULTS
20 = DeepSleep
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

the cheese gave the deepest sleep a try and then jumped off ur computer in epic fear!

nightmare cheese: 423/500

Confusion = 5

edit: hey i found a way to display colored text! hopefully it doesnt look like a knight/mod/admin

another edit: sooo it seems there was a user called "Override". sorry for mis-tagging

/*
 * JAVA TEIM!!!1!1
 * imma confuse the cheese with the source of a "process" instance written WITHOUT proper line breaks
 * actual dice is at the bottom
 */

Cheese nightmareCheese = new Cheese(); 
nightmareCheese.setHardness(Cheese.HARDNESS_LEVEL_BRICK);/* reminder: this cheese is a brick cheese */
nightmareCheese.setCurrentHealth(423);

nightmareCheese.lookAt("new Process() { [url=http://armorgames.com/user/Override]@Override[/url] public int waitFor() throws InterruptedException {	return 0; } [url=http://armorgames.com/user/Override]@Override[/url] public OutputStream getOutputStream() { return System.out; } [url=http://armorgames.com/user/Override]@Override[/url] public InputStream getInputStream() { return System.in; } [url=http://armorgames.com/user/Override]@Override[/url] public InputStream getErrorStream() { return System.in; } [url=http://armorgames.com/user/Override]@Override[/url] public int exitValue() { return 0; } [url=http://armorgames.com/user/Override]@Override[/url] public void destroy() { } }");

/* ok that was a bit too hard */
DICE RESULTS
5 = Confusion
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese could understand everything... I forgot to mention he likes coding

Nightmare Cheese: 418/500

I tell the cheese that I think he has beaten the record of cheese who took the most damage in a short time! BecauseHeIsWeak = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = BecauseHeIsWeak
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
Marquis

That record continues

Nightmare Cheese:398/500

I walk up to the cheese from behind and say BOO = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = BOO
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