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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese survived, but it's weak!

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 3/500

I use the special gift powers I receive on February 29th to try to kill the cheese! SpecialDay = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = SpecialDay
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It was weak but it was enough to destroy the cheese

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: -2/500

I summon the MOBA = 4 Cheese.

DICE RESULTS
4 = MOBA
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Chryosten creates MOBA Cheese!

MOBA Cheese: 500/500

I use my shadow skills against MOBA Cheese! Darkness = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Darkness
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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the cheese hit a very sharp spike trying to walk around in absolute darkness!

moba cheese: 482/500

gantic, trust me. im not a forumnaut but no one will forget how did people Slap = 11 the first cheeses as long as i keep posting here

DICE RESULTS
11 = Slap
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Your slap did medium damage

MOBA Cheese: 471/500

I shot the cheese with a Rifle = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Rifle
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You grazed it.

MOBA Cheese: 465/500

I wield two large gauntlets to beat up the cheese. Smackdown = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Smackdown
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You did medium-high damage! YAY!

MOBA Cheese: 451/500

I steal 3.8% of the money the cheese has! ItsGone = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = ItsGone
Swarmlord2
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It's allergic to money spent almost all the remaining money hurt the cheese.

MOBA Cheese: 432/500

Swarmlord2
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I disguise Mr.Rainbow as a before... SurpriseAttack = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = SurpriseAttack
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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It did medium damage...

MOBA Cheese: 421/500

I call different camel to attack the cheese! DifferentCamel = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = DifferentCamel
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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wow, it hit hard!

moba cheese: 405/500

CamelsIntensify = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = CamelsIntensify
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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I think that Different Camel is actually different now...

MOBA Cheese: 392/500

I just... annoy the cheese a lot! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is quite annoyed.

MOBA Cheese: 378/500

I tell the cheese that MOBAs are really bad INSULTED = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = INSULTED
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese doesn't care a lot about it

MOBA Cheese: 371/500

I show the cheese a very funny video Laughing = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Laughing
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese was reasonably injured by laughing so much.

MOBA Cheese: 361/500

I yell at the cheese 1d20=15

DICE RESULTS
15 = 1d20
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