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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Those blades were sharp as.

Drgaon Cheese V3: 10/500

I use a Flamethrower = 12
EDITops,forgot damage bar.

DICE RESULTS
12 = Flamethrower
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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Shoeminor obliterates the cheese with her flamethrower.

Drgaon Cheese V3: -2/500

I create the Impossible Cheese. ImpossibleCheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = ImpossibleCheese
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
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Darkfire creates the Impossible Cheese.

Impossible Cheese: 100/100

I give the cheese a welcoming hug, while I am on FIRE. FlamingHug = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = FlamingHug
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

The cheese is lit ablaze.

Impossible Cheese: 88/100

I laugh at how possible the impossible cheese is.ImpossibleCheesePossible = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = ImpossibleCheesePossible
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Well, it wasn't convinced that it's possible, but you got some ideas in its head.

Impossible Cheese: 79/100

I strike it with a Headbutt = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Headbutt
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

The cheese is too hard!

Impossible Cheese: 74/500

I call Tom Cruise to slap the cheese. MissionImpossible = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = MissionImpossible
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Tom Cruise successfully did half of the slap. (Don't ask me how that works)

Impossible Cheese 64/100

I shove a giant needle through the cheese and extract it's cheesiness. BadJoke = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = BadJoke
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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I won't even try to comment that.

Impossible Cheese: 59/100

I take a bow and shoot an arrow on the cheese. BowAndArrow = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = BowAndArrow
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese was denser than you thought and the arrow bounced off.

Impossible Cheese 58/100

I backstab the cheese with an icicle. ColdShoulder = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = ColdShoulder
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

That didn't work either, the icicle melted before you could stab the cheese with it.

Impossible Cheese: 57/100

Penguins, it's possible! ATTACK! PenguinArmy = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = PenguinArmy
ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

The penguins always do moderate damage.

Impossible Cheese: 66/100

I summon a giant to stomp on the cheese! Giant = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Giant
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

WOW! The giant flattens the cheese!

Impossible Cheese: 50/100

I hurl rotten fruits at the cheese. RottenFruits = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = RottenFruits
ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

The cheese can't breath with the awful smell!

Impossible Cheese: 30/100

I send a spam to the cheese e-mail. Spam = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Spam
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese have a spam blocker, or something like that

Impossible Cheese: 28/100

I stare the cheese! HesWatchingYou = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = HesWatchingYou
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

You must be scary...

Impossible Cheese: 8/100

I attempt to kill the cheese with a DeathUppercut = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = DeathUppercut
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