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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
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Chryosten calls in a favor from some of his work buddies with a questionable profession to perform an orbital strike on Sunny Cheese. The requested had to be repeated and confirmed several times, because Chryosten’s friends could not understand what’s so terrifying about a fermented cheese product that it warrant such extreme measure. After numerous scans on said fermented cheese, Chryosten’s friends concluded that Chryosten must have gone native after his extended assignment on earth and resolved to find him some vacation time. However, they still bombarded the fermented cheese product, since even blood-thirsty Aliens life form knows the importance of repaying favors.

Sunny Cheese: 66/500

I Squeeze = 6 the cheese into an seemingly abandon vending machine on page 6 of the forum

DICE RESULTS
6 = Squeeze
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Well, it had a 70% defence buff

Sunny Cheese: 60/500 (12%)

I ignore the cheese HeartBroken = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = HeartBroken
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Your ignorance made it fall into sadness.

Sunny Cheese: 48/500

I show the cheese @AHomoSapien 's impressively long posts. Impressive = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Impressive
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Meh, it didn't got impressed... :\

Sunny Cheese: 45/500

I get a little angry at the cheese DoYOUMadBro = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = DoYOUMadBro
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

The cheese just avoids your angriness. It's a bit insulted though.

Sunny Cheese: 40/500

I douse the cheese in water! Water = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Water
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese simply evaporated all the water

Sunny Cheese: 35/500

I throw ICE = 10 in the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
10 = ICE
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The ice makes it shiver!

Sunny Cheese: 25/500

I tell the cheese it will die soon! TheTruth = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = TheTruth
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese is now hanging on the drink of death.

Sunny Cheese: 7/500

I end the cheese's life with a kick to the face. Score = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Score
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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And once again, another cheese is dead!

I create Blazing Fire cheese! BlazingFire = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = BlazingFire
gringrant
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gringrant
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Nomad

armorplayergc creates a cheese with the health of 1000 burning suns...

Blazing Fire Cheese: 500/500

I put sunglasses on.

Sunglasses = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Sunglasses
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The sunglasses did medium damage to it!

Blazing Fire Cheese: 491/500

I make the cheese feel tired! YouWillNeverStop = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = YouWillNeverStop
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese feels an intense feeling of sleepiness.

Blazing Fire Cheese: 477/500

I hug the cheese! Hug = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Hug
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You couldn't hug it for a long time since it was made of fire :\

Blazing Fire Cheese: 467/500

I spill water in the cheese YoureWetNow = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = YoureWetNow
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

In a rather anti-climatic move, Armorplayergc splashed the cheese with a glass of water. The cheese stared back dispassionately

Blazing Fire Cheese: 460/500

I cursed the cheese to play CT100 for Eternity = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Eternity
will3
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will3
454 posts
Nomad

It said it wasn't that bad...

448/500

I send sushi kittens to maul the cheese's face off

Meeeeooowww = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Meeeeooowww
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