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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Batman attacked the cheese and did a lot of damage!

Impossible Cheese: 448/500

I give the cheese an impossible test at school! EvilLaugh = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = EvilLaugh
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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The cheese slightly fears your laughter.

Impossible Cheese: 440/500

I drop a couple spiders on the cheese Venom = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Venom
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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That was very painful for the cheese! YAY! (also, lol, before you posted, the last post in this thread was at November 26th, it seemed like this thread was dead for over 1 month for me...)

Impossible Cheese:420/500

I talk with the cheese for a very long time, about a subject that is very painful for him, destroying his dreams, and I tell lies to the cheese! NoMoreFuture = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = NoMoreFuture
wookie1196
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wookie1196
856 posts
Jester

You are apparently a very effective anitmotivational speaker

Impossible Cheese: 401/500

I'll attack the cheese with the ForbiddenPower = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = ForbiddenPower
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese had 30% resistance to your forbidden power D:

Impossible Cheese: 387/500

I tell the cheese that he will die for sure and that there's nothing in this world he can do to stop us! TerrorTime = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = TerrorTime
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,259 posts
Regent

The cheese despairs!

Impossible Cheese: 372/500

I slap the cheese with another cheese. CheeseSlaption = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = CheeseSlaption
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got confused

Impossible Cheese: 355/500

I start to release some of my repressed anger on the cheese! 1d20=10

DICE RESULTS
10 = 1d20
wookie1196
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wookie1196
856 posts
Jester

The cheese only half paid attention to you

Impossible Cheese: 345/500

I'll tell the cheese that AG is shutting down WoeIsUs = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = WoeIsUs
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese is too mean! D:

Impossible Cheese: 342/500

I tell the cheese that FGs are dying, and he may be forgotten because of that! Panic = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Panic
wookie1196
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wookie1196
856 posts
Jester

The cheese is pretty worried.

Impossible Cheese 327/500

I'll just give the cheese a good ol' fashioned Bomb = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Bomb
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The bomb did 55% of the expected damage to the cheese!

Impossible Cheese: 316/500

I stare the cheese! ItsWatchingYou = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = ItsWatchingYou
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese is quite creeped out.

Impossible Cheese: 303/500

I'M BACK! ImBack = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = ImBack
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese became happy that you're back!

Impossible Cheese: 299/500

I yell near the cheese! YAAAAAAAAY = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = YAAAAAAAAY
wookie1196
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wookie1196
856 posts
Jester

You weren't very loud

Impossible Cheese 291/500

I tell the cheese that I'm quitting this game [roll 1d20 Imdone]

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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You didn't tell him, did you?

Impossible Cheese: 291/500

I tell the cheese that wookie1196 is quitting Slap The Cheese OhNo = 15 and I also yell near him that you're leaving! HESLEAVINGBESAD = 4

DICE RESULTS
15 = OhNo
4 = HESLEAVINGBESAD
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