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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese just escaped it and came back to its original place...

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 258/500

I put the cheese inside a folder named "con", so he can't get out! Trapped = 5
edit: it seems it's not Windows anymore :/

DICE RESULTS
5 = Trapped
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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it seems it's not Windows anymore :/

thats not a problem, we can use plain old dos... or can we?

anti mr. rainbow cheese: 253/500

i grab the rainbow and fire a rainarrow to the cheese. EvenWorseThanDaymare = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = EvenWorseThanDaymare
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese took high damage from the joke

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 234/500

I call the cheese MrRainCrossbow = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = MrRainCrossbow
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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the cheese took that as an insult. idk why

anti mr. rainbow cheese: 223/500

wait, the cheese is actually a piece of tofu which tastes awesome when eaten with sushi! SushiCat = Heads UCanTasteThis = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = UCanTasteThis
COIN RESULTS
SushiCat
Heads
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese liked being compared to someone like Sushi Cat

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 222/500

I tell the cheese that he will never be greater than SushiCat = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = SushiCat
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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now the cheese is really scared. sushi cat is able to eat it with ease!

anti mr. rainbow cheese: 209/500

hmm... i once tried to hurt the cheese with rainbow tylenol, but it didn't work well. what if i combine that with an extremely annoying youtube poop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b7_S_L3YQE

1d20=4

DICE RESULTS
4 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese just ignored it

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 205/500

I attack the cheese with a Dragon = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Dragon
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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15 FIRE DAMAGE! lmao i wanna tag powie4444

anti mr. rainbow cheese: 190/500

lets play 2 games at once! i'll try to hurt the cheese with another rainbow tylenol remix, and if i roll a 4, i'll do it yet again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wytn-_MSBo

RollHigher_Please = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = RollHigher_Please
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The link doesn't work for me but does reasonable damage.

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 200/500 (because powie4444 messed it up )

I ride Mr Rainbow and engage in a unicorn horn duel. Stab = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Stab
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Weakest. Stab. Ever.

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 199/500

I temporarily ascend to godhood and call upon multiple heroes to strike the cheese. Godville = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Godville
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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They had no interest in attacking him

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 195/500

I just... Hug = 14 the cheese because I don't feel like attacking for now...

DICE RESULTS
14 = Hug
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It was a crushing hug.

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 181/500

I fire paintballs at the cheese. Splat = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Splat
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese dodged 65% of the paintballs

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 174/500

I attack the cheese with a shadow Chain = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Chain
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The chain didn't do much and dissolved in the light afterwards.

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 168/500

I do a bit of StandUp = 6 Comedy.

DICE RESULTS
6 = StandUp
Swarmlord2
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It was painful to watch but not fatally so.

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 162/500

I show the cheese the NewForumDesign = 5

Edit: Only 5 damage! The cheese is definitely evil!

DICE RESULTS
5 = NewForumDesign
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