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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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dorukayhan
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yay, i did it!

404 cheese: -5/10

i create a BurningCheese = 2. to avoid setting off my armatar, i won't slap this cheese

DICE RESULTS
2 = BurningCheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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doqck created Burning Cheese!

Burning Cheese: 50/50

I throw water at the cheese! Wet = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Wet
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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the fire was so hot that it vaporized the water before it touched the fire!

burning cheese: 46/50

TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING! *lets the armatar catch fire* Kaboom = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Kaboom
Swarmlord2
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The cheese wasn't severely injured but still quite hurt.

Burning Cheese: 34/50

I put the cheese in space. It can't burn with No_Oxygen = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = No_Oxygen
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese ignores the laws of the Universe! D:

Burning Cheese: 24/50

I freeze the cheese! Cold = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Cold
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The cheese burns with an inner fire and cannot be frozen.

Burning Cheese: 16/20

I blow on the cheese. Breeze = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Breeze
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese just... could barely feel it

Burning Cheese: 15/50

I just use my shadow skills to corrupt the Universe, and destroy everything near me, including the cheese Annihilation = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Annihilation
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The Burning Cheese is totally and utterly annihilated.

Burning Cheese: -5/50

I make Blue Cheese. 1d4=1

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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HahiHa creates Blue Cheese!

Blue Cheese: 10/10

I spill red ink on the cheese! SomethingIsWrong = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = SomethingIsWrong
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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this cheese had a head and u literally shot it! INSTANT KILL!

blue cheese: -6/10

i make a dice-shaped cheese. CHEESEd4 = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = CHEESEd4
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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doqck makes a medium dice-shaped cheese.

Dice-shaped Cheese: 50/50

I roll the cheese. StrangeDice = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = StrangeDice
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is slightly hurt!

Dice-shaped Cheese: 40/50

I slice it into 1d20 = 17

I diced the dice into a dice!

DICE RESULTS
17 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese took a high damage from that!

Dice-Shaped Cheese: 23/50

I misprint the name of the cheese! DieShapedCheese = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = DieShapedCheese
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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dice-shaped cheese: 12/50

"DieShapedCheese" what a coincidence. ap just printed the thing that'll happen to the cheese!

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THREE

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TWO

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ONE wow i'm gonna kill my own cheese

[roll 1d20 EpicChargeV2.0]

dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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EpicChargeV2_0 = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = EpicChargeV2_0
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