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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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The cheese doesn't know either

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 220/500

I tell the cheese that Sushi Cat is sad with him! HeWontForgiveHimself = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = HeWontForgiveHimself
dorukayhan
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that somehow hurted the cheese. btw that was the 1900th dice roll in this thread!

ag skyscraper cheese: 213/500

i think i wanna simply go BOOM = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = BOOM
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese seems to have 35% resistance against explosions

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 200/500

I tell the cheese that he lost 60% of his life already! MuchWeaker = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = MuchWeaker
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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the cheese didn't care very much

ag skyscraper cheese: 194/500

i discovered how to make the sushi cat emojis! now i can take help from sushi cat!

( Cat_a_pult = 1
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DICE RESULTS
1 = Cat_a_pult
armorplayergc
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Well, Sushi Cat is very soft so he didn't do a lot of damage

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 193/500

I throw a prank in the cheese because it's AprilFoolsDay = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = AprilFoolsDay
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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yay! pranks!

ag skyscraper cheese: 183/500

a random cat (not the sushi cat)-i can haz cheezburger?
me-of course *slashes the cheese*

RandomLolcat = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = RandomLolcat
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cat ate some of the cheese, until he figured out that this cheese doesn't taste very well

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 170/500

The random cat scratches the cheese! WithRage = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = WithRage
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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outing_cat: [insert the cheese here]

ag skyscraper cheese: 161/500

i simply throw a bare Punch = 2 to the cheese

DICE RESULTS
2 = Punch
armorplayergc
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You hit the wrong floor of the skyscraper...

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 159/500

I attack the building with a Trebuchet = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = Trebuchet
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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u missed t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶i̶l̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ the cheese almost completely

ag skyscraper cheese: 158/500

let's yell in happiness again! YAY! = 20 edit: i knew a critical hit was coming soon

DICE RESULTS
20 = YAY
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese is sad with happiness! D:

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 138/500

I yell too! YAY = 13!

DICE RESULTS
13 = YAY
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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[yaying intensifies]

ag skyscraper cheese: 125/500

hey, the cheese has only 25% health left! Oh No = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = OhNo
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese doesn't care...

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 120/500

now he has only 24% life left! AlmostDead = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = AlmostDead
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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this time it cared about it!

ag skyscraper cheese: 103/500

i take help from swarmlord2 and Shove = 15 the cheese

DICE RESULTS
15 = Shove
armorplayergc
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WOW! The cheese now is falling from the skyscraper!

AG Skyscraper Cheese: 88/500

The cheese Hits = 7 the ground outside the skyscraper!

DICE RESULTS
7 = Hits
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