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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese lost its illusion effect for some seconds!

Illusion Cheese: 70/100

I make the cheese feel dizzy! Nausea = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Nausea
shafaet
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shafaet
482 posts
Blacksmith

The Cheese starts belly dancing while feeling dizzy

Illusion Cheese: 58/100

I torture the cheese!

HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,259 posts
Regent

@shafaet You forgot to roll a dice :P

shafaet
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shafaet
482 posts
Blacksmith

*facepalm*

Illusion Cheese 58/100

I torture the cheese! 1d20=10

DICE RESULTS
10 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese escaped the torture chamber after half of the torture

Illusion Cheese: 48/100

I make fun of the cheese! YoureNotReal = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = YoureNotReal
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Regent

The cheese is flattered by your compliment ^^

Illusion Cheese: 47/100

I try to measure the cheese. YouDontFoolMe = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = YouDontFoolMe
shafaet
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shafaet
482 posts
Blacksmith

The Cheese gets humiliated from your act.

Illusion Cheese: 38/100

I use a Grenade to splash the cheese into pieces. 4d20=38

DICE RESULTS
38 = 4d20
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

u rolled too many dices and they nullified each other. tl;dr: no damage

illusion cheese: 38/100

i ask morgan freeman to explain the cheese! NowIKnowWhatsGoingOnThere = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = NowIKnowWhatsGoinOnThere
shafaet
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shafaet
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Blacksmith

He replies that he has better stuff to do rather than explaining a Cheese

illusion cheese 36/100

I use a ban hammer on the cheese 1d20=6

DICE RESULTS
6 = 1d20
HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,259 posts
Regent

The ban hammer was a copy Made In China.

Illusion Cheese: 30/100

I kick the cheese. 1d20=12

DICE RESULTS
12 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese falls in the ground of pain for some time

Illusion Cheese: 18/100

I try to Realise = 1 what's going on here XD

DICE RESULTS
1 = Realise
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

You failed

Illusion Cheese: 17/20

I shine a Flashlight = 19 at the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
19 = Flashlight
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese suddenly vanishes as though it never existed in the first place.

Illusion Cheese: -2/20

I summon the Joker = 1 Cheese.

DICE RESULTS
1 = Joker
shafaet
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shafaet
482 posts
Blacksmith

The Joker seems pretty ambitious about his journey to death.

Joker Cheese: 499/500

I spit on the Joker Cheese. Spit = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Spit
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Your spit only annoyed it.

Joker Cheese 7/10

I Axe = 9 it a question.

DICE RESULTS
9 = Axe
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