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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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LordLazyLeopard
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It hates thinking about the concept of being responsible.

PANIC Cheese 311/500

I alert him that he was born to be randomly, slowly, gruesomely, hurt in many ways until his predecessor is determined out of his power.

Fate = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Fate
Majestic_Fish
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Majestic_Fish
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It seems to not like being controlled by above powers.

PANIC Cheese 297/500

I tell him that he will never escape from destiny.

CannotRun = 15

DICE RESULTS
3 = CannotRun
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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It seems that it's already reconciled to its destiny.

PANIC Cheese 294/500

I order a napalm strike on it.

NapalmStrike = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = NapalmStrike
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Good lord. You should really check up on how effective it was before you use it. It didn't really do much to the cheese.

PANIC Cheese 289/500

I shove the cheese into a cannon before firing the cannon itself. OFortune = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = OFortune
LordLazyLeopard
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The cannon works quite well at flinging the PANIC Cheese's life away from it.

PANIC Cheese 270/500

I take the PANIC Cheese on a skydiving trip to see if fear, and falling at terminal velocity into the ground, has any effect on it.

TerminalVelocity = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = TerminalVelocity
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It was pretty scary for the cheese as it has now been scared out of it's wits.

PANIC Cheese 262/500

I start hitting the cheese with a shovel. GraveChoice = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = GraveChoice
LordLazyLeopard
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The shovel is almost as good at cutting through dirt as it is at cutting through cheese.

PANIC Cheese 248/500

Being slightly more than half dead, I decide to throw a party to celebrate. Morbid_Party = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Morbid_Party
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese is now scarred for life.

PANIC Cheese 228/500

I smash a mirror above the cheese and let the shards rain down upon the cheese. Mirror = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Mirror
LordLazyLeopard
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The shards of coated glass cause the cheese to see portions of its insides, thus scaring it and hurting it a fair amount.

PANIC Cheese 217/500

I drop my newly acquired tungsten sphere on top of the PANIC Cheese.

Tungsten = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Tungsten
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Your aim was slightly off but it managed to hit a bit of the cheese.

PANIC Cheese 213/500

I pelt the cheese with rocks. Stoned = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Stoned
LordLazyLeopard
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Despite the fact that rocks have 1/6th the density of tungsten, your aim is much better and your barrage does a lot.

PANIC Cheese 193/500

I throw an un-bicentennial party for the cheese, as it has just fallen below 200 health.

Un_bicentennial = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Un_bicentennial
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The party bombed but at least it got mild food poisoning from the food.

PANIC Cheese 191/500

I unleash the power of the glitch upon the cheese. Bugged = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Bugged
LordLazyLeopard
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LordLazyLeopard
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The Cheese is not an electronic device, so it did not get affected directly, and barely got hurt by the glitch.

PANIC Cheese 186/500

I pour fondue on the cheese, because irony. Afterwards, I feel sad for how cruel that is.
Fondue = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Fondue
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