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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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PLGuy
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PLGuy
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Misspelling the spell saved the cheese from 1 hit K.O. The unforgivable curse dealt a significant damage anyway.

Swiss Beard Cheese 146/500

I apply a huge adhesive patch and yank some beard out. 2HitCombo = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = 2HitCombo
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Some combo. The cheese lost some hair, but not much.

Beard Cheese 135/500

I use a Cheese_Seeking_Missile = 11!

DICE RESULTS
11 = Cheese_Seeking_Missile
sciller45
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sciller45
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The missile finds a hole near its bottom right corner and blows away a good chunk.

Swiss Beard Cheese: 124/500

Considering the cheese is barely standing, I Pu****OffTheDeckAndInto = 14 the lake.

EDIT: It said "PuSH IT off"

DICE RESULTS
14 = Pu****OffTheDeckAndInto
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
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It turns out that the cheese can't swim and almost drowned in that lake.

Swiss Beard Cheese: 110/500

I lock the cheese in a box filled with water in an attempt to drown it.

Drowning = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Drowning
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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The box was too shallow for the cheese to sink, but some of it got dissolved.

Swiss Beard Cheese: 100/500

I finish my combo by feeding the cheese HairyPizza = 17!

DICE RESULTS
17 = HairyPizza
sciller45
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sciller45
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The cheese force-cannibalizes itself and is disgusted, leaving its mental state as a complete wreck. Wow, good job PLGuy. We want to blow it up, not make it commit suicide!

(Broken inside) Swiss Beard Cheese: 83/500

I comfort it by feeding it my FreshlyBakedCookies = 4 . Wait, were these the ones I laced with cyanide?

DICE RESULTS
4 = FreshlyBakedCookies
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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The cheese really liked those cookies. I think you forgot to put cyanide on those cookies.

Swiss Beard Cheese: 79/100

I decided to give the cheese Milk = 16 along with those cookies.

I think you misplaced the cyanide and put it in the milk!

DICE RESULTS
16 = Milk
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Yep, there's the cyanide! The cheese is still trying to recover from the poison.

Swiss Beard Cheese: 63/500

PIIIKAAACHUUU = 4!

DICE RESULTS
4 = PIIIKAAACHUUU
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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You severely tickled the cheese with an electric shock.

Swiss Beard Cheese: 59/500

I mark the cheese as the target practice for a KarateMammoth = 11!

DICE RESULTS
11 = KarateMammoth
sciller45
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sciller45
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The mammoths kick ***, but eventually get their ***** kicked.

Swiss Beard Cheese: 48/500

I fire Uranium235Slugs = 10 into its cheese holes.

DICE RESULTS
10 = Uranium235Slugs
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
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The cheese absolutely hates slugs but was unaffected by the uranium.

Swiss Beard Cheese: 38/500

I summon a giant evil winged fiery monster (sound familiar?) to destroy the cheese.

Destruction = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Destruction
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Despite all the damage he's taken in @Ramit12's Dice Game, it still manages to burn the cheese very severely.

Swiss Beard Cheese 22/500

I turn my FireHose = 18 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
18 = FireHose
sciller45
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sciller45
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Turns out applying freezing cold water at extreme pressures pained the cheese much, especially on freshly burnt cheese-skin.

Swiss Beard Cheese: 4/500

After the burnt pieces of the cheese are ridden away by the freezing water, IEatTheLastPieceOfCheese = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = IEatTheLastPieceOfCheese
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
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Despite Sciller almost choking on the disgusting mess of cheesy hair, the cheese is now GONE!

I make Ninja Cheese. 1d4=3

DICE RESULTS
3 = 1d4
abcdragon66
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abcdragon66
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Oh goodness...this can't be good...

Ninja Cheese: 100/100

I become a ninja and battle the cheese in a ninja duel.

NinjaBattle = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = NinjaBattle
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