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Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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PewienCzlowiek
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PewienCzlowiek
43 posts
Herald

Tomahawk sliced it at half! Now we have 2...

307/500

I'm using Tornado = 14 to destroy one of them

DICE RESULTS
14 = Tornado
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

You catch both cheeses in the vortex and send them flying.

Twin Physical Ghost Cheeses: 293/500 (146.5 per cheese)

I use the rotting remains of the GlueCheese = 8 to melt them back together.

DICE RESULTS
8 = GlueCheese
PewienCzlowiek
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PewienCzlowiek
43 posts
Herald

Now we have one cheesee.It's like before but weaker.

My minions brought me a rocket launcher.Better don't ask.
Rocket = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Rocket
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

Despite your forgetfullness when it comes to the HP bar, the rocket did some serious damage.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 270/500 (Including my last attack and Pewian's)

Hey, cheese, meet my Chainsaw = 5!

DICE RESULTS
5 = Chainsaw
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Baron

You managed to deal little damage to the cheese before the chainsaw malfunctioned and blew up.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 265/500

I throw a Dagger = 8 at the cheese which... explodes!!! The cheese was sent flying far by that explosion.

DICE RESULTS
8 = Dagger
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

The distance far outweighed the damage.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 267/500

I chase it down with a Tiger = 8!

DICE RESULTS
8 = Tiger
Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Baron

The tiger managed to deal a mediocre amount of damage to the cheese.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 249/500 <- The cheese HP was slightly messed up, but I corrected it.

I throw the cheese to a nest of HungryCheeseLovinMice = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = HungryCheeseLovinMice
PLGuy
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PLGuy
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It happened inside a nest so we can only suspect what was happening. The whole nest was trembling and the cheese was screaming. By the time it managed to scramble out of the nest, it looked devastated.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 229/500

I test cheese’s TensileStrength = 15.

DICE RESULTS
15 = TensileStrength
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

The cheese has very poor tensile strength. You tore it apart.

Physical Ghost Cheese214/500

I drop a FlyingIsland = 10 on it!

DICE RESULTS
10 = FlyingIsland
PLGuy
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PLGuy
4,755 posts
King

Flying island crushed into the cheese but with its softer part, so it got pulped partially.

Physical Ghost Cheese 204/500

I write "Physical Ghost Cheese" in the DeathNote = 16.

DICE RESULTS
16 = DeathNote
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

The power of the death note rends the cheese's soul quite effectively.

Physical Ghost Cheese 188/500

What's clear and white and red all over? A ghost cheese in a Blender = 1!

DICE RESULTS
1 = Blender
sciller45
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sciller45
2,856 posts
Justiciar

The Cheese peacefully sips its coffee. It smirks at your joke and continues to read its newspaper.

Physical Ghost Cheese: 187/500

Shouldn't've SippedThatCoffeeHAHAHA = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = SippedThatCoffeeHAHAHA
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

What'd you put in that coffee? The cheese is writhing on the ground, poisoned.

175/500.

You dare laugh at me? Alright then, I drop a Nuke = 7 on the cheese!

DICE RESULTS
7 = Nuke
Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

Fun Fact: Did you know that Ghost Cheeses are somewhat resistant to nukes? Now you know!

Physical Ghost Cheese: 168/500

I use my CheeseSeekingMissle = 14.

DICE RESULTS
14 = CheeseSeekingMissle
dragonmaster10902
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dragonmaster10902
660 posts
Jester

Your missile does serious damage.

Physical ghost cheese: 154/500

Stupid cheese. I make fun of its mom. Rage = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Rage
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