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Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Gogotank's penguin army doesn't do much damage.
Legend Cheese 126/500
I roast the cheese on an open fire. BBQ = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = BBQ
helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
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As always, Darkfire burns the Legend Cheese.
Legend Cheese HP: 106/500
I attack the Legend Cheese with my Tequila Zombies. TequilaZombie = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = TequilaZombie
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
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helpo1 uses his Tequila Zombies to deal a little damage to the cheese.
Legend Cheese 99/500
I use the dubstep gun on the cheese. WubWubWub = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = WubWubWub
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Darkfire dubsteps the cheese dealing medium damage

Legend Cheese: 89/500

I wasn't prepared the previous time. Here I go! PenguinAttack = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = PenguinAttack
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Gogotank's penguin army does slightly more damage than last time.
Legend Cheese 83/500
I rob the cheese of it's possessions MineNow = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = MineNow
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

Darkfire hurts the cheese pretty bad.
Legend Cheese 67/500
SHAZAAAAAAAAM = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = SHAZAAAAAAAAM
helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
King

Legend SHAZAMs the cheese as usually.
Legend Cheese HP: 51/500
I throw My Hill at the Legend cheese. MyHill = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = MyHill
R2D21999
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R2D21999
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Treasurer

The hill lands on the cheese heavily.
Legend Cheese HP: 45/500
I roll a bowling ball. Beep = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Beep
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

R2 squshes the cheese with his bowling ball.
37/500

I slash at the cheese with my runic longsword.
Slash = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Slash
R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,319 posts
Treasurer

Danwar only bruises the cheese.
Legend Cheese HP: 32/500
I play my trumpet. Blow = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Blow
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

R2D21999 deals little damage with his trumpet.
Legend Cheese HP 27/500
I summon all five parts of Exodia to deal with the cheese. Overkill = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Overkill
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

Darkfire burns the cheese!!!!!!!!!!!
Legends Cheese 9/500 HP.
LETS FINISH THIS!!!!!

SHHHHAAAZAAAAAAAAM = 6

AIGSDIJASDFAS;DJFAD DAMAMIT

DICE RESULTS
6 = SHHHHAAAZAAAAAAAAM
helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
King

Legends is not succesful in SHAZAMming the cheese.
Legend Cheese HP: 3/500
I kill the cheese. DieDiePls = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = DieDiePls
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

helpo1 obliterates the cheese.
Legend Cheese -12/500
I create the Killer Cheese. 1d4=3

DICE RESULTS
3 = 1d4
R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,319 posts
Treasurer

DarkFire creates Killer Cheese
Killer Cheese - 100/100
Hadukon! Hadukon = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Hadukon
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