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Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Gogotank gives a large cut to the cheese.

Cursed cheese:327/500

I proceed to preform a 3-hit combo on the cheese with my sword.

3HIT = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = 3HIT
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The 2 other hits miss.

Cursed Cheese: 323/500

I step on the cheese. StinkyFoot = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = StinkyFoot
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Gogotank recently walked through a dumpster,and now the cheese is choking miserably.

Cursed cheese 304/500

I swing my sword at the cheese (Again).Cut = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Cut
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

danwar123 manages to deal decent damage to the cheese.
Cursed Cheese 290/500
I feed the cheese poisonous cheese. KillNoHeal = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = KillNoHeal
danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

Darkfrie really is dark,and the cheese proceeds to almost vomit it out having realized it preformed caniballism.Darkfire proceeds to cover its mouth,harming both the cheese's self esteem and physical condition.

Cursed cheese 272/500

I preform another 3-hit combo on the cheese,trying to get more hits to strike truer this time. [roll 1d20 Chop-Chop-Chop]

ExitPathGirl16
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ExitPathGirl16
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Nomad

After being cut by the sword, me and the cheese head the hospital, and comfort each other after the devastating cuts that we both received, luckily I had some more Band-Aid's for the cheese

danwar123 misses, so I'll roll again for him

[roll 1d20 Chop-Chop-Chop]

It appears that the dice didn't work ^^ was this planned??

I hug the cheese again

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

(I apparently forgot that there can't be symbols in dicelabels.)
I,angry at the traitor and cheese surviving,break into the hospital and try to make mincemeat of them both.

ExitPathGirl = 15
Cursed_cheese = 5

DICE RESULTS
15 = ExitPathGirl
5 = Cursed_cheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

(Only symbol that can be used is underscore)

danwar clearly has his priorities straight as he sends ExitPathGirl16 to intensive care whereas the cheese receives a light beating.
Cursed Cheese 267/500
I use my karate skills on the cheese. Rapid_Beating = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Rapid_Beating
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Darkfire proceeds to use his blackbelt karate skills on the cheese.

Cursed cheese 250/500

I preform a strong 6-slash combo on the cheese.SliceNDice = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = SliceNDice
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

I think your combos are pretty weak.

Cursed Cheese: 245/500

I cut onions next to the cheese. Sniff = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Sniff
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Gogotank uses Onions. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!
Cursed Cheese: 226/500
I run over the cheese with my sports car. Vroom = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Vroom
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese has marks from the tires all over its cheesy body.

Cursed Cheese: 217/500

I try to attack with my penguin army again. PenguinArmy = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = PenguinArmy
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Gogotank packed plenty of food this time,and 99% of his army reaches the cheese.

Cursed cheese: 199/500

I concentrate my energy into a single slash.YAAAAAAH = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = YAAAAAAH
red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Danwar123 trips as he slashes and only manages to cut a small corner off the cheese.
Cursed cheese: 194/500
I hit the cheese with a rolled-up newspaper. Whap = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Whap
danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

Red303 puts spikes on the newspaper,using it to deal significant damadge.

Cursed cheese:180/500

I realize that my current sword is starting to rust,so i get a new one and use that.
NewSword = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = NewSword
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