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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1
Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2
Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4
@red303: You made 2 errors:
1) The cheese has 707 HP, not 709 (you forgot Gantic's slap).
2) Your roll failed because you used a symbol in the label (the exclamation mark).
White Rabbit Cheese: 707/1000 HP
I slap the White Rabbit Cheese. SlapDamage = 7
Patrick2011 makes the cheese see stars.
White Rabbit Cheese: 700/1000
I attempt to finally hit the cheese. [roll 1d20 I Miss]
@red303: Don't use symbols or spaces. The only thing you can use for dice rolling is underscore.
red303 must have thought the cheese was somewhere else.
White Rabbit Cheese: 700/1000 HP
I slap WRC. 1d20=4
PacManZero prefers to save the cheese for eating ghosts.
White Rabbit Cheese: 696/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Slapperoni = 17
Gantic slapped the cheese very hard.
White Rabbit Cheese: 679/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapDamage = 19
Patrick2011 sent the cheese out the ball park with that one.
I call on the power of ZEUS = 9!
LEGEND_beast and the power of ZEUS gave the cheese a gentle slap on the wrist.
White Rabbit Cheese: 651/1000 HP
I slap dat White Rabbit Cheese UpsideDaHEAD = 17
Terry_Logic knocks the cheese off its feet.
White Rabbit Cheese: 634/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. HeresTheWindUp = 6
Gantic halfheartedly hits the cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 628/1000 HP
I slap the cheese. Imissed = 2
Red literally misses.
White Rabbit Cheese 626/1000
SHAZAM = 10
LEGEND_beast challenges the cheese to a duel.
White Rabbit Cheese 616/1000.
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Whammo = 14
Gantic knocks the left sock off that cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 602/1000 HP.
I slap WRC. 1d20=8
PacManZero backhands the white rabbit cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 594/1000
Red303 uses doubleslap! SmackSmack = 13
Red303 doubly slaps the cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 581/1000
StormWalker slaps the White Rabbit Cheese. Eat_paperclips = 14
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