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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
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@red303: You made 2 errors:

1) The cheese has 707 HP, not 709 (you forgot Gantic's slap).

2) Your roll failed because you used a symbol in the label (the exclamation mark).

IC:

red303 whiffed.
White Rabbit Cheese: 707/1000 HP
I slap the White Rabbit Cheese. SlapDamage = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = SlapDamage
red303
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red303
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Farmer

Patrick2011 makes the cheese see stars.
White Rabbit Cheese: 700/1000
I attempt to finally hit the cheese. [roll 1d20 I Miss]

Gantic
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Gantic
11,926 posts
King

@red303: Don't use symbols or spaces. The only thing you can use for dice rolling is underscore.

PacManZero
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PacManZero
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red303 must have thought the cheese was somewhere else.
White Rabbit Cheese: 700/1000 HP
I slap WRC. 1d20=4

DICE RESULTS
4 = 1d20
Gantic
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Gantic
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PacManZero prefers to save the cheese for eating ghosts.
White Rabbit Cheese: 696/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Slapperoni = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Slapperoni
Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
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Gantic slapped the cheese very hard.
White Rabbit Cheese: 679/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapDamage = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = SlapDamage
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,315 posts
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Patrick2011 sent the cheese out the ball park with that one.

I call on the power of ZEUS = 9!

DICE RESULTS
9 = ZEUS
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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LEGEND_beast and the power of ZEUS gave the cheese a gentle slap on the wrist.
White Rabbit Cheese: 651/1000 HP
I slap dat White Rabbit Cheese UpsideDaHEAD = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = UpsideDaHEAD
Gantic
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Gantic
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Terry_Logic knocks the cheese off its feet.
White Rabbit Cheese: 634/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. HeresTheWindUp = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = HeresTheWindUp
red303
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red303
7,610 posts
Farmer

Gantic halfheartedly hits the cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 628/1000 HP
I slap the cheese. Imissed = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Imissed
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,315 posts
Marquis

Red literally misses.
White Rabbit Cheese 626/1000
SHAZAM = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = SHAZAM
Gantic
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Gantic
11,926 posts
King

LEGEND_beast challenges the cheese to a duel.
White Rabbit Cheese 616/1000.
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Whammo = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Whammo
PacManZero
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PacManZero
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Gantic knocks the left sock off that cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 602/1000 HP.
I slap WRC. 1d20=8

DICE RESULTS
8 = 1d20
red303
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red303
7,610 posts
Farmer

PacManZero backhands the white rabbit cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 594/1000
Red303 uses doubleslap! SmackSmack = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = SmackSmack
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,243 posts
Scribe

Red303 doubly slaps the cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 581/1000
StormWalker slaps the White Rabbit Cheese. Eat_paperclips = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Eat_paperclips
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