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BubbleBeam = 16

It was super effective!

Cheesus Christ: 24/500

I slice the cheese. Slice = 15

It wasn't super effective, more like 75% effective.
Cheesus Christ HP: 9/500
Will this kill Cheesus? D: NoPleaseNo = 16

helpo1 crucified Cheesus Christ with please of mercy.
Cheesus Christ: -7/500
Cheesus Christ is dead.

I make Gold Diamond Cheese. Gold_Diamond_Cheese = 2

Gantic forges a Cheese out of what he believes to be pure gold diamond, but it appears that he has been scammed by his local diamond dealer; you can't mix gold and diamond and have it be pure. Thus, the Gold Diamond Cheese is relatively weak.

Gold Diamond Cheese: 50/50

I freeze the cheese! IceToSeeYou = 7

You deal small amount of damage to the cheese.

Gold Diamond Cheese 43/50

I throw the cheese into a blast furnace. Melt = 9

You only deal little more damage than GhostOfNinja did; the cheese seems to be temperature resistent.

Gold Diamond Cheese 34/50

I pour some aqua regia on the cheese to dissolve the gold part. AquaRegia = 14

You manage to melt a decent amount of gold off the cheese but not all of it.

Gold Diamond Cheese 20/50

I take out a chainsaw with diamond-edged teeth and use it on the cheese. Chainsaws = 6

The diamond-edged teeth weren't to the dentist's for quite a few years.
Gold Diamond Cheese HP: 14/500
I bet that this please of non-mercy won't manage to Crucify = 4 the Gold Diamond Cheese.

You declare your please of non-mercy but the cheese is mostly unmoved by it.

Gold Diamond Cheese: 10/50

I start hewing the cheese with my rock hammer. RockHammer = 13

You completely eradicate the Gold Diamond Cheese from the surface of Earth.
Gold Diamond Cheese HP: -3/50
I use the darkest secrets of AG and ArrowChat to create the ChatCheese = 4.

BTW, we're on the hundredth page! Hooray and everybody get the Q&M!

The ChatCheese has appeared and it's really hard.

ChatCheese: 500/500

I pelt the cheese with the remains of the previous cheese. Fear = 2

The problems is that (almost) nothing has remained from the previous cheese.
Chat Cheese HP: 498/500
I try to Hack = 10 the Chat Cheese.

You manage to screw up several codes of the INI file of ChatCheese.

ChatCheese: 488/500

I use a super magnet to fry the curcuits of the cheese. Supermagnet = 20

The circuits have been completely and utterly fried.

Chat Cheese: 468/500

I run a SpikedWheel = 14 through the cheese.