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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Apart from the fact that the cheese is now black, nothing else happened.

Colorful Cheese: 91/100

I use paint remover on the cheese. Strips = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Strips
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese recolored itself after a while

Colorful Cheese: 84/100

I tell the cheese that sometimes it seems that the name we put in the cheeses actually affects the damage we do to them! D: ScaryTruths = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = ScaryTruths
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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I that case, it's really low!

Colorful Cheese: 77/100

I scare the cheese, with a dark and horrible technique! Boo = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = Boo
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese yells of fear!

Colorful Cheese: 62/100

I call the cheese at 3:00 AM to ask if he was sleeping NoNo = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = NoNo
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

The cheese falls asleep in the middle of a busy intersection later because of sleep deprivation.

Colorful Cheese: 46/100

I spray-paint the colorful cheese More_Colors = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = More_Colors
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese is getting crazy! 16,777,216 colours is too much for him! D:

Colorful Cheese: 28/100

I paint the cheese red and put a "303" in it SorryRed = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = SorryRed
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The remains mostly unaffected by your graffiti.

Colorful Cheese: 24/100

I use the cheese to paint on my canvas. Masterpiece = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Masterpiece
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese didn't got so offended...

Colorful Cheese: 18/100

I remove all the colours from the cheese and then, his "friends" got angry because of that and they kill the cheese! RipHisHead = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = RipHisHead
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese is now nearly headless. (wait what?)

Colorful Cheese: 6/100

I finish off the cheese by ripping it's head off. HeadsUp = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = HeadsUp
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Darkfire/Chryosten ripped the cheese's head... critical!

Colorful Cheese: -11/100

I create AG 10th Anniversary Cheese YAAAAAAY = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = YAAAAAAY
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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NOOOOO! I missed another one... Eeh, whatever.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 500/500

I ask the cheese where the events for the anniversary are. Uum = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Uum
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese is one of the events, so, he took little damage :\

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 498/500

I tell the cheese that he's not going to be valid next year :\ OhNo = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = OhNo
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

He's quite saddified by the news.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 484/500

I tell him he will melt some day. 1d20=11

DICE RESULTS
11 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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He got sad because this too!

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 473/500

We eat all the cake without giving a single slice to the cheese! NOOOOOOOO = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = NOOOOOOOO
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese is a little hurt by the lack of cake.

AG 10th Anniversary Cheese: 465/500

I force the cheese to a gaming marathon of all of AG's games at once. BingePlay = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = BingePlay
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