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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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wookie1196
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wookie1196
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The cheese is more annoyed than hurt.

Doctor Cheese 38/500

I'll summon Ifrit and use Inferno = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Inferno
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You toasted the cheese a little.

Doctor Cheese 28/500

I drop a clock on the cheese. TimeFlies = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = TimeFlies
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Apart from a painful bump, the cheese is well off.

Doctor Cheese: 22/500

I show the cheese its grave. TimeIsUp = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = TimeIsUp
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It feels a little saddened about it's incoming death.

Doctor Cheese: 13/500

I use my martial art skills to beat up the cheese. RisingDragon = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = RisingDragon
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You killed Doctor Cheese!

Doctor Cheese: -7/500

I create the Count to 100 Cheese! Counting = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Counting
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Unfortunately, we'll be counting down from 50 instead.

Count to 100 Cheese: 50/50

I throw a nearby mod onto the cheese. SoryNotSorry = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = SoryNotSorry
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The mod stopped the count to 100 at 4...

Count to 100 Cheese: 48/50

I commit an intentional mistake at 99! OH = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = OH
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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Apparently you fail at failing.

Count to 100 Cheese: 45/50

I'll post spam the cheese Spammer = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Spammer
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The spam was blocked after a few time, but it worked

Count to 100 Cheese: 36/50

I get ninja'd! OOPS = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = OOPS
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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You got ninja'd at a very critical time in the count

Count to 100 Cheese: 19/50

I lock the cheese NverAgain = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = NverAgain
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got really depressed!

Count to 100 Cheese: 5/50

I late-edit at 100! WOOOOOOOW = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = WOOOOOOOW
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Oh no, you killed the count!

Count to 100 Cheese: -1/50

I create the Autumn Cheese. AutumnCheese = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = AutumnCheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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HahiHa created Autumn Cheese!

Autumn Cheese: 50/50

I tell the cheese that it's Spring here! WHAT = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = WHAT
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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The cheese is very confused

Autumn Cheese 35/50

I tell the cheese that I prefer Winter = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Winter
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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The cheese is completely flabbergasted!

Autumn Cheese: 15/50

I tell the cheese that it killed Summer = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Summer
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