It's midnight, and I have nothing better to do. I'm not quite sleepy enough to go to bed, but it's too late to keep the lights on. All I want to do is scroll around random users' profiles for a few minutes before I post anything.
As I glance slightly to the right, I accidentally make direct eye contact with.... this:
Why is it so happy to see me? Is it trying to attack me? Is it going to eat me? Why won't it even tell me what it's advertising? IT JUST KEEPS STARING. Dare I hover over it to find out?