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Also you should have said "I can't have fun...."

I can't hurt, by I can inflict pain.

I can't inflict pain, but I can laugh

I can't run, but I can drag my lifeless body along the mud

I can't drag my lifeless body across the mud, but I can slide across the mud.

Seashark, i think you may have got confused...

I can't slide across the mud, but I can see in the dark

I can't see in the dark, but I can enlighten my mind

I can't enlighten my mind, but I can write a story.

I can't write a story, but I can stuff 4 large marshmallows in my mouth at the same time, while mumbling "Chubby bunny."

I can't enlighten my mind, but I can grow turnips

I can't grow turnips, but I can grow hair

I can't grow hair, but I can play an instrument

I can't play an instrument, but I can play monopoly.

I can't play monopoly, but I can make really good hot chocolate

I can't drive a car, but I can bake a cake.

I can't bake a cake, but I can fix things.