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wflag10
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Funny/interesting quotes from AG members. Can be from AG, or outside of it. Whether said in thread format, or yelled out in the heat of battle in DOTA by certain plebs, post 'em.

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Omegap12
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Farmer

The first time i ever cried, and it started this chain reaction.

*Cries, just cries*

R2D21999
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Templar

@Clancy12 said this in the FGA chat just now:

remember when i gave you the circumference of my nipple
Riptizoid101
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Blacksmith

"I hate you." ~ What I said to Dapro when he passed me in posts.

Clancy12
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Baron

Here are some of my favourites:

"Clancy is the best" ~ wflag
"Clancy is my life" ~ R2
"Clancy I need you" ~ pang
"This is why you are my favourite" ~ pang
"There can never be enough Clancy" ~ pickpocket

Frank_Frooton
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Herald

One of the best quotes about me:
"Now apathetic, Frooton sizzled bacon ducks because zombies wanted to dine vegetarianly". - One word story.

FishPreferred
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Archduke

It's also constructed entirely of asbestos and emits mustard gas. Please remove it.

MattEmAngel

[...] and I can 100% guarantee that they probably aren't made from dead people.

Snag618

But they aren't being melted by a big radar dish, so it doesn't count.

FishPreferred

You can quote me on that as much as you like.

DidactUnbound
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Count

Just posted this on count to 100

@SirLegendary: We are pacing very slowly!

@helpo1: I agree with that.

Me: Better late than ninja'd.

pickpocket
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I have holes

From the mind of Clancy
R2D21999
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Templar

Hai Storm, how old are you?

That's my favorite one.

StormWalker
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Scribe

"By the way I'm 28 years old." says thesakew, taking a sip of gin, as he shuts the last window to the cellar. The children's screams are muffled, as he has soundproofed the entire room...TO BE CONTINUED?

-blk2860, FGA chat
I mean no offense to thesakew at all, and if he is offended, I apologize a lot. But this just made me laugh hysterically and now my lungs hurt.
pangtongshu
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Scribe

"Clancy I need you" ~ pang

recreationally

Also I believe @Freakenstein has a MONTAGE of quotes

FishPreferred
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Archduke

This came to me in a dream. Not the turtle, just this sentence.

aknerd

The NewGround users are posting pictures of nude ladies. Get them to stop.

R2D21999

I however do not supply such poisons, only science! Now if you would kindly step into this machine, for science that is.

JACKinbigletters

After all, Frank isn't here to pull me around in my wagon. And my wagon is ... well... nevermind.

Moegreche

Welcome to the abyss, the pit of despair, the nameless horror that no man dare speak of...

no, not Walmart.


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Archduke

f you hear strange or disturbing sounds, such as rattling chains, gunshots, or screams, please do not attempt to look over the fence. I have looked, and I can verify that there is nothing of interest to see there.

FishPreferred

But this is a map of Middle Earth, and it's entirely in French!

Terry_Logic

But that takes crafting skill 5 and I only have crafting skill 2!

MattEmAngel

They said I could never teach a lama to drive!

pickpocket

Storm I'm sorry for selling your underwear to a porn site. But it was for a good deal.

R2D21999

Ahem:

("Purple &quotoltergeists have &quoturloined "Peter "Piper's &quotancrease&quot

........

Okay; carry on with whatever you were doing.

FishPreferred
SirLegendary
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Marquis

I think this was a legendary comeback.

@Cenere
http://oi62.tinypic.com/15hlr8p.jpg

@Strop @Freakenstein @Ferret @Daleks @MrDayCee
http://oi58.tinypic.com/219qgrn.jpg

pickpocket
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"We doin good"
- @Clancy12 when we clearly were not doin good

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