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Funny/interesting quotes from AG members. Can be from AG, or outside of it. Whether said in thread format, or yelled out in the heat of battle in DOTA by certain plebs, post 'em.

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Hopefully these quotes will be good enough to justify updating this without having people yell at me about necroing. If not ... blame CSRF.

Hindsight is as accurate as peering the wrong way through heavily scratched binoculars by candlelight at a dusty chalkboard trying to decipher a double encrypted message somebody had erased and written several things over top of in three different languages.

FishPreferred

Not all of the dominoes are evil.

Ishtaron

And a lie is a fact because it can be proven false. And is false. But a lot of lies are opinion though.

BRF321JOJO

So, according to you, facts are not facts, but opinions and questions are except when they aren't, claims can't be claims unless they aren't facts, tungsten isn't a real thing because it isn't alive, lies are true except that they aren't unless they also are, God is subjective and therefore a fact, but not a fact, the word or means "if applicable in a way that supports my point, but if not then", and if arguments are not arguments they are two-sided arguments.

FishPreferred, responding to BRF321JOJO

I don't believe in a god so I'm going to kill you all for not not believing!

Kasic

Anyways, the two eventually get into a fist fight and the philosopher got a black eye but that's beside the point. Eventually they got drunk and laughed it off while smoking some wee - incense. They were smoking incense.

Minotaur55

Gantic totally needs to be admin. He is the best user on all of armorgames, totally. He should be, like, the emperor or something.

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@FishPreferred 's quotes are pretty funny.

@Omegap12 I don't see the chain in the link

@Riptizoid101 Perfectly Understandable!

Mine would be this dreadful quote in the "count to 100":

I know darkfire, I was just laughing at him a little more.

Doesn't sound like anything's wrong does it? Well this quote was referring to me by someone who has mistaken me for Darkfire45! Though to be quite frank, I enjoyed it!

Click here to see the chain that started (It is what matters)

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Matt why are you raiding my profile for quotes? are you that desperate for content?
I'm sure the quasi person has better quotes
EDIT: maybe not

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It doesn't look like you got very far down, otherwise you'd probably have taken some of the long rambling gore posts by that one guy and put them here instead.

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As long as I'm posting here, here's another quote. By me. As of a year ago on Pieguyme's profile.

An ode to pang's neckbeard:
Though luscious furry mustaches
may sprout from the face
of the pang, which is facial in nature
sadly the pang has none, and instead has
fluffy poodles upon his pores.
THE END

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I thought you meant a chandelier attack. I didn't expect flying clowns!

I tweaked that thing until it worked almost infallibly, so of course it fails in at least 9 out of 10 trials. Perhaps with enough testing I can get it to fail in 10 out of 10 trials. We shall see....

Both by FishPreferred
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@ThePeanutGallery : Well, I have explained I am an enigmatic profile encompassing the entity that dictates your being.

StormWalker
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And you didn't even include any of the dead baby jokes. Rude.

Also when you thought Chatango wasn't working but you were banned

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@Riptizoid101 "Unrelated until proven paternal."

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Oh; I was wondering where this went.

Ferret: Hear ye, hear ye. ernie15 is now Knighted. *Slams large bell*

pangtongshu: 'Bout time :v

Ferret: I know, I've been meaning to install this bell for weeks!


(from What is a Knight?)

I'm not a deathsman. I just want to give newcomers poisonous cookies to remember to their graves.

R2D21999

Ferret has "tested" the game compulsively since its release.

boppins

Officials from the local Meat Packaging Plant have given us their assurance that the facility is completely safe and that there will be no repeat of the unfortunate incident that occurred during last year's field-trip.

FishPreferred

Sometime in the 60's the city was officially renamed Fog City and the Fog City welcome sign was put up in the harbor. The sign, commissioned by the Mayor Peter Perrick, the great great grandson of the city's founder, became the butt of many jokes, most obviously because it couldn't be seen in the fog because of the fog and the color of the sign. No successful attempts have been made to remove the sign though.

Gantic

I go back in and loot DarkFire's body if possible.

Also, nooo DarkFire... He died so young...


R2D21999

Just a minute...That's no creationist! She's a solipsist agent, sent to sow seeds of self-importance among the Christian community. Guards, escort her from the building!

FishPreferred

Jokes on you, you put this in the correct forum! HA

Freakenstein
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I did not have sex with that womam, she had sex with me.

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Here's one that i liked, from count to 100:

me:

19. i'm back, hi :3
"MY NAME IS BACK! I'LL RULE THIS WORLD!" but not

red303:

20. Hello, Back. Have a nice time counting,
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My quote: "Success isn't stepping on others to get to the top. Success is bringing others with you to the top."

Pretty raw, if I should say so myself.

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So Gaga left her house because she had to do some costume shopping. So Ferret snuck in her house and looked around for money to eat. And then he saw it, a safe. Ferret was sure it was full of money so again, Ferret somehow, manages to open the safe and eat the money. When Lady Gaga returned from buying a dress made of coconuts, she saw Ferret and called her guards and the lawmaker of California, telling the lawmaker to ban ferrets in California and so he did and Ferret once again, got kicked out.
R2D21999

XXXIV. I think it means torturing and murdering 4 people. So basically storm walker.
nivlac724

Welcome to ArmorGames, please, enjoy a delicious cookie. Please ignore the skeletons of users with cookies in their mouths, they certainly didn't die because of the cookies.
R2D21999

I was amused at the different introduction of my friends interactive experiences your system has shut down identify yourself and stay out no longer will spies the werewolves blue color is identifiable all the joy of creative spy catching doom s new alert system will provide our goal is efficient and improve
Doombreed

[...] my dentures dont fit after the new phone jack is installed had to hire contractors with hammers and crowbars to replace dentures and replaster myself and neighbours complain about the noise and must be buried again.
FishPreferred

Instructions Unclear.
Clapped one hand four times.
Reality has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down.

Press ctrl+alt+del to restart.

FishPreferred

awsomejazz123: If you feel gloomy all you need to do is, smile for 5 seconds and feel 10× better afterwards :-)

Darkfire45: Instructions unclear, kitchen now on fire.

(from Something to be happy about)

The Bullman rested his left... um, hand-hoof thing on a rubber ducky around his waist, but the Space Cowboy didn't want say anything about it. He raised his right... hand hoof up to show the splendour of Armor Games, but all the Space Cowboy could see were spammers in the distance being slapped with steaks hot off a barbecue.
Gantic
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