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Silly wizards are used to cast silly spells, such as turning people into warty toads.

The Emporium Sells 100% genuine replica's of grim reapers scythe.

100% genuine replica's of grim reapers scythe are used to hook people towards you so you can clonk them on the head afterwards.

The Emporium sells Squid Launchers.

Squid launchers can be used to launch squids, which are not as good as Octo-Cans.

The Emporium sells Octo-Cans

Octo-Cans can be used to grab an octopus which can be used as a multi-purpose weapon such as a sword, whip, gun, etc.

The Emporium sells blazing saddles.

Blazing saddles can be used to warm up the rider of the horse that wears one.

The emporium sells candy cane katanas.

Candycane katanas are used to slash someone sweetly.

The emporium sells pebbles.

Pebbles can be stuck on sticks while hitting someone with them to deal extra damage.

The Emporium sells Glass Swords.

The glass swords are used to have a window that doubles as a weapon.

The emporium sells Clink-Clank swords.

Clink-Clank swords are used to deal 3d4 damadge.

The emporium sells red buttons.

Red buttons are used to mend your coat into an exploding device! With just a single tap on each, KABOOM!

The Emporium sells Duct Tape

Duct Tape are used to trap you enemies via wrapping it around their bodies.

The Emporium sells ghostly pistols.

Ghost Pistols shoot ghost bullets

the Emporium sells chopsticks.

Chopsticks are sticks used to chop.

The emporium sells minutes.

Have you ever tortured an enemy spy, but they just keep dying? Now, you can purchase minutes to their lives, so you can torture them longer until you get what you need! *Hours sold separately*

The Emporium sells Dragon Eggs

Dragon eggs are used to attract mother dragons to the site of the eggs where they'll destroy anything in their paths to rescue their eggs.

The Emporium sells invisible shield.