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Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Welcome to The Emporium of Ridiculous Weapons! We have something for every situation.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Describe the purpose of the above weapon.
2. Tell the next user a ridiculous weapon.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: The Emporium sells an extremely loud gun.
Player 1: An extremely loud gun is used to deafen your enemies so you can sneak up on them.
The Emporium sells holographic swords.
Player 2: Holographic swords are used to kill ghosts.
The Emporium sells sharpened walnuts.

START
Since I am first, there is no user above me.

The Emporium sells poisonous dictionaries.

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eliakith
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eliakith
2,419 posts
Blacksmith

Rabbit ears can be used to make you run really fSt, making it easy to close distance with a sword.

The emporium sells T1 bubble tanks.

etg2002
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etg2002
703 posts
Scribe

T1 Bubble Tanks shoot Bubbles (See Bubbles)

the Emporium sells X-97 Jackhammer-class Experimental Multi Barreled Machine gun. (My own creation! Have fun inventing what it does. it is still incomplete.)

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

X-97 Jackhammer-class Experimental Multi Barreled Machine guns can be used as a weapon or, because they have so much kick-back, can double as a jetpack.

The emporium sells kitten launchers.

eliakith
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eliakith
2,419 posts
Blacksmith

Kitten launchers kill people who are allergic to adorableness.

The emporium sells air.

danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

You can get some air in a bottle then poison it,then smash the bottle in their face.If the shards don't kill them,the poison will.

The emporium sells armorgames emblems

eliakith
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eliakith
2,419 posts
Blacksmith

The AG emblem contains swords and shields, the quintessential weapon combo.

The emporium sells Deku nuts.

Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

Deku Nuts release a blinding flash that stuns most regular enemies. Just copied it from Zeldapedia.

The emporium sells slingshots.

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