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joshua_setyantoro
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Bard

Can I order beer here?

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pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Blacksmith

No

JACKinbigletters
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Templar

*Unfolds traveling bar, stools included and begins cleaning a glass with a clean rag.* Why hello there my good man! What'll it be, a stout? Whisky? Rum? Cider? What are you after to wet your whistle?

joshua_setyantoro
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joshua_setyantoro
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Bard

Give me everything you got I wanna drink it all

Chryosten
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Constable

You can drink, but first you'll have to play a game with your life on the line.

231terminator
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Peasant

* puts on nerd glasses* can i uhhh get a glass uh uh water?

pangtongshu
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pangtongshu
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Scribe

I mean you gotta do something to ease the pain of the spam in these forums

apldeap123
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apldeap123
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Blacksmith

Spam? But Spam is delicious!

SSTG
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SSTG
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Templar

You can virtually order any drink you want.

apldeap123
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apldeap123
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Blacksmith

You can virtually order any drink you want.

Since when? No one informed me of this virtual drink system.

SirLegendary
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Marquis

Personally I like to order the gin with the R2 cookies and cream ice cream around here.

JACKinbigletters
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JACKinbigletters
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Templar

*Serves up all requested drinks before returning to clean the glass.*

AustinsGirl88
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Peasant

Do you have a small glass of wine my dear? :3

231terminator
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*adjusts nerd glasses* so uhh uhh whats the weather like? and i uh uh want another glass of water or..... ill uh uh harm you

AustinsGirl88
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Peasant

The weather is cold here. But the sun is out today...

231terminator
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231terminator
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then stand in the sun and uh uh conduct heat

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