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*temporarily moves hydra's body to a separate dimension along with the butcher rat*

Say. Does anyone want to have hydra meat?

I do, I eat these for breakfast (part of the reason I took a part of it with me )

As for the trophy, well *flicks fingers and the Avatar comes from a warp portal bearing the fire head as a wall clock*

I think this is bound to demonstrate our prowess, though be mindful. It tends to breathe fire at every hour. Maybe stay a reasonable distance from it...unless if you are into these things.

Are all the Hydra's gone now? *Looks out into far distances* I don't see any, maybe we've wiped out their whole race.

Maybe. Or maybe we only just beat their vanguard. We (or at least I) don't know anything about their reproductive biology; there may be millions more where those came from. Or not.

*takes a sip*

Hmm... *scratches head* I wasn't there when this whole business started, but wasn't there something about the tavern turned dungeon turned dragon turned Hydra? And now that we killed the Hydra... I hope I'm wrong though *anxiously looks around to see if everything is still in place*

No no no no. The tavern and the dungeon are two separate entities. It was the dungeon which turned into a dragon, then after a few more changes, became a hydra.

*a whole pile of hydra meat fill up the tavern suddenly along with the butcher rat*

Anyway, I'll have the sla- I mean chefs cook up a meal with these hydra meat.

YAY! I want a lot of Hydra Meat, it's awesome!

Here you go *passes a plate with a huge, overcooked Hydra steak with a candle on it*

Ahem...

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you and blah blah blah, don't remember the rest xD

YAY! *starts eating lots of Hydra meat*

this tastes so good!

*Slices another piece of flesh from the Hydra and cooks it*

Let's see how it taste's!

*Taste's the Hydra meat* Seems Delicious! ,

*sees harpoon gun among the remains*
Oh, there it is.
*holds it above head; the new item tune from Legend of Zelda suddenly plays*

By the way, those magic rats have taken the microwave. They promised to return it on Monday, though.

They are not going to bring it back, I don't trust them

*Pops back out of Nowhere* does no one notice when i leave? weird. anyways, i managed to get some Nagra meat from the dwarves of Dimension 212, anyone want some? oh... you already have hydra meat. OK, better go get this back then. toodles! *warps into Nowhere*

*drags etg back to tavern via portal*

Sorry but I'm taking that meat to put in the freezer.

*takes Nagra meat*

Why would you eat a Nagra?
*goes back to gnawing hydra ribs*

I'm back.

Wait.

What on Earth is going on?