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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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dorukayhan
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*burst of flame erupts from back room, scattering shrapnel everywhere*

who pressed that red button?

armorplayergc
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wow, this was a tough one, i think I'm feeling better now, did I miss anything while I was drunk?

dorukayhan
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um... not really

FishPreferred
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Oh, well the vines were sort of a collateral of the incantation used for the focus I made with that alternate universe bear's tooth. The minimum safe distance was just a bit further than I thought it would be, so the Tavern is now on the verge of a nigh-impenetrable forest. On the plus side, it did get rid of that ugly wasteland we left outside and I'm now only 1/8 hydra.

The rats ... er, they keep coming up from somewhere, but I don't know. They seem mostly harmless most of the time.

Chryosten
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*repeatedly punches plant into submission*

Now how are going to deal with the drink?

armorplayergc
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We must defeat the Vines somehow, share your ideas...

Doombreed
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Well, maybe this customized MK1-Flamer I got can help. It uses a very flammable gas to deliver a scorching flame at a decent range...Funny thing is, that the flame is blue.

*Shoots flame at the Vines, also scorching the Health official's clothes along with a patron or two*

Chryosten
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*vines seem unaffected*

Nice to see that these things are fireproof.

etg2002
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back. anyways, time to kill those vines. *starts throwing Jacob Sartorius at the vines* TAKE THIS YOU APP! GET CANCER!!! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!1!!11!!!one!!!

Chryosten
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*grabs machete from under bar table and starts hacking away at the vines*

If anyone has disintegration or withering powers, they could probably be really helpful against these plants.

armorplayergc
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Well... I have dark magic *casts dark withering powers in the vines*
errr... this doesn't seem to work a lot
*more Vines start growing*
bad idea

dorukayhan
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POTENCY TIME! but first i gotta find the roots of this *disappears in the vines*

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OK I FOUND THEM , , , , , , , , , ne:- *BOOM* now the vines won't grow back because they don't have a sturdy anchor in the ground. problem?

FishPreferred
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These are adventitious roots. They feed and anchor the vines wherever they meet the ground, so that might not have done much. I've got some de-fertilizer that might work, though.

*passes doqck a green bottle labelled "MiracleNo" and gets another bottle from the back*

Chryosten
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*starts hacking at vines*

I think it's working. Maybe. I'm not sure.

*machete breaks*

Uh. Nevermind. It didn't work.

etg2002
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*keeps throwing Jacob Sartorius at the vines*
*vines wither, slowly at first, but then fast and faster*
YAY! IT GOT CANCER!

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