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*sticks out head from cellar trapdoor* Well Dark, these ingredients seem to be too rude to make compliments to each other. Have you tried scolding them? *disappears in cellar again*

*comes out of door in wall that is not there* aaah... so nice to be back! also, fun fact, did you know that your ingredients are now sentient? they said i stink.

*checks ingredients only to be attacked by the sentient ingredient*

Argh! Hahiha! What the hell did you do to cause them to become sentient?!

*shakes a couple ingredients off*

Anyway, I need a little help here! I can't hold them off forever!

*reappears from cellar door* Me?! You tried to make them compliment each other!

*fetches a bucket of water and pours it on Dark to wash the ingredients away*

I was talking about the two ingredients that Doom recommended to me for my even stronger ale! Since those ingredients were from different gods, they practically reject each other!

*flicks off a few more ingredients*

Well then, next time make sure they complement each other before you make them compliment each other. Otherwise bad things happen... as we just experienced.

*packs some ingredients in a bag* Hmm, I wonder if those would be appropriate spices for my mead... *disappears in cellar again*

*Pours grainy teal powder from a small flask into ScrewTheLag's ale tankard.*
Now I'll just add a crumpled ball of aluminum foil and some wind-up chattering teeth. *plonk chr-r--r-r--r-r-r-r*
That ought to work.**

**In some way, sense, or manner of speaking, the results of which I am not to be held liable or culpable for.

Hey waiter, give me some non-alcoholic beer if the drinking alcohol after 21 law works here too.

Poor Gandalf, he doesn't know that non alcohol doesn't exist here... *hugs Gandalf*

Non-alcohol isn't real? *grabs beer*

hi. one of my alternate personalities wants to say something. *turns around face* HI. I AM BLOCKYWORD. GOODBYE. *face turns around again* now then, if you would excuse me, does anyone here happen to be a minecraft redstoner?

We do have non-alcoholic drinks but they're rarely in stock. However, one-off drinks are plentiful mainly due to me constantly creating them which may or may not have averse side effects.

*drops some Christmas tree leaves into a glass of water*

Anyway, does anybody have any Easter eggs lying around? It's hard trying to find holiday ingredients.

Alright. I'll also need pumpkins and some gunpowder. But not just any pumpkins, I need the possessed and dangerous ones.

Also, scrap the gunpowder. I just remembered I have a crate of fireworks in the attic.

*starts counting holidays with his fingers*

That's Christmas, Halloween, Easter and New Years done. What other events am I missing? And no, birthdays don't count.

DeadTown? What is that place? Oh! I found it! Justin Bieber's home town! Am I right?

If we're lucky, all that energy they released affected the soil, and since Doom has that weird warp magic that only his god knows how it works,

Nichodemus and JACK (god knows where that souls has drifted to now) also know...not to mention the rest of the Chaos Pantheon, all of the heretics and the entire mankind in the future...

But most likely, it didn't affect just the soil.

Anyway, I can help with some ingredients. Just tel lme what blood/skull/rage/war related thing you need. I love Chaos!