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joshua_setyantoro
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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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Chryosten
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I have a massive collection of artifacts and weapons although you can't really use some of them since they require special conditions or have a specific trigger to activate it.

*takes out an ornate dark crystal trident and hands it to Nietz*

You could try use this. I can't seem to figure out how to activate it despite many hours of research. I will warn you that this weapon is probably connected to the void.

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Raspberry juice? Silly me, I thought that might be a trace of Nietz's medicine that got spilled... sorry I got you distracted over this

Arrows are not enough anymore, not even black arrows, so I'm building this device: a large harpoon gun!. It'll be shooting harpoons made of hardened tungsten with diamond tips. If that doesn't pierce armoured dragon hide, I don't know what will. Such harpoons being extremely heavy, I need an appropriately large gun to shoot them. Half of it is already built!

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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*runs close to a Dragon that is coming close to the Harpoon Gun and is going to destroy it* NO! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! *attacks the Dragon with Icy-Shadow Blade, but nothing happens*
...
uh... oh no! *blocks an incoming attack with Shadow Shield*

Chryosten
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You know, I still have the turret which I installed during the battle against waS. It's extremely customisable too since you can feed it items to change it's attacks.

*notices ap struggling against the dragon*

Since you're a shadow, can't you just consume the dragon since you have no defined shape? Or is that impossible and I'm thinking of different shadow creatures?

HahiHa
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*throws a flash grenade to disorientate the attacking dragon*

Nah, I appreciate it but I prefer to work with my own technology if I can. At least then I know what could go wrong.

*begins to mount the cannon on the base and prepares the harpoon supply*

NietzTheBlitz
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*receives ornate dark crystal trident*
Oooh.... let's see if I can use this effectively

*trident breaks apart*
Wait... what?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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That... wasn't supposed to happen...

*purple ghostly tentacles appear around Nietz and the dragon corpses*

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Alright, my auto-reloading dragon harpoon cannon is ready to go!

*hops on the control seat attached to the right of the cannon and aims at the dragon that is attacking ap*

BAM!

*the detonation shakes the entire structure and the ground around it, raising a cloud of dirt*
*a harpoon is propelled at incredible speed, missing the dragon but tearing through its wings as it flies by, knocking down a whole corner of the tavern in the background*

*cough* *cough* Whoops I'm so sorry! This could have *cough* been bad... gotta work on my aim.

NietzTheBlitz
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NietzTheBlitz
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Oh great *takes out daggers and covers mouth and nose with a peice of cloth*
How do we have this kind of bad luck?! *starts slicing off purple ghostly tentacles*
*dodges falling debris*
Let me take care of these void-like creatures. Hopefully, nothing else could possibly go wrong

FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
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*hefts big meaty dragon femur to the cannon and ties it to the loaded harpoon shaft*
*void beasts watch intently*

Not to worry; I've done this before.

*puts on goggles and repositions cannon*

Now, fire into that cluster to the south.

HahiHa
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Well, if you say you've done this before... I hope you know what you're doing.

Attention!

*puts on a pilot helmet with respirator*

*muffled shout* FIRE! *fires the harpoon cannon again*

Chryosten
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*many roars are heard in the distance as the dragon corpses are revived as void dragons*

Whilst you were all busy, the void had just finished it's business in corrupting and reviving the dragons. Now we have more things to deal with.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Void Creatures are always under the command of a very powerful leader when attacking...
Maybe the leader is a Void Dragon? dunno
if I were you, I would rather not die now, if they are corrupting and reviving Dragons, they can do that with us too if we die!

WHAT SHOULD WE DO?! D:

FishPreferred
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*bone smashes against the face of incoming dragon, covering it in fragments and void residue*

Well, technically I've only tried this with werechihuahuas, but I think the underlying principle is the same.

*void creatures swarm around dragon and wrest it to the ground*
*one-legged void dragon stomps up and begins screeching and punching the live dragon*

Yeah, that's exactly how it went with the chihuahuas, too.

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I'm alive again! Did somebody say 'swarm'?

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