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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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shannon0015
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Farmer

I like it here

FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
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Duke

The kinetic bombardment system you're referring to is explained in this video.

The problem remains that the best-case scenario reduces your ballistic meteor into a spattering of high-speed slag landing somewhere within a kilometer of your intended target. In the worst case, it's a billion+ dollar air ionizer. You'd have to build it as big as a diesel hammer and heat-shield it six ways till sunday if you want it to hit the ground intact, and if you have a device with the power to launch that at ~1000000mph, I think you'd be better off using it for something else.
apldeap123
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Hey, all. Sorry to interrupt, but I'm the new bartender here. Anyone thirsty?

evilsweetblock
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Jester

*I look at dark unimpressed*
Ooook.... Whatever you got to tell yourself mate.
*I drink the shot, pull out yet another bottle, and pour me another shot*

231terminator
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Nomad

@MattEmAngel yeah thats what i was talking about lol

@apldeap123 i thought you were a lawyer or something heh heh

Gogotank
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Lord

I'd like some orange or tomato juice. Do you have any?

evilsweetblock
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Jester

Really peng'un? In a BAR you want juice?

231terminator
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Nomad

can i say that this thread is amazing? i really love how its just a kind place, give me an orange juice too

p.s medication temp fixed the speach impediment

Gogotank
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Lord

Really peng'un? In a BAR you want juice?

Yes. They serve juices on bars and I don't want anything alcoholic. Oh, I got it! An alcohol free beer-please!

HahiHa
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Yes. They serve juices on bars and I don't want anything alcoholic. Oh, I got it! An alcohol free beer-please!

Are you joking? This is a tavern. No such heathenish thing as alcohol-free beer here. Orange juice should be no problem however, last I heard SSTG has had fructuous trades around the world.
Gogotank
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Lord

last I heard SSTG has had fructuous trades around the world.

Then I'll trade with him. Maybe I can open my own stand!

Chryosten
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Herald

But do you have the money for it? And no, fish does not count as money.

FishPreferred
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Duke

But do you have the money for it? And no, fish does not count as money.

How naïve.

Bartender! How much mojito can I get for 20 sprats?

SSTG
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Okay, I just arrived from a trip around the World.
Here's what I brought: http://i.imgur.com/S9TxKPf.jpg

evilsweetblock
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Jester

Cool! I'll buy 200 Vanilla for 3 Gold each.

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