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R2D21999
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This is a forum game based on how ____ you are.

Ex:
R2D21999: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?

User 1: How tough am I? I once ate a bowl of nails... with no milk.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How happy are you?

User 2: How happy am I? I just had my favorite food while surrounded by fluffy kittens.
etc.

Alright let's start this thing.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?

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danwar123
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Jester

How tough?I once was stabbed repeatedly to almost death and didn't show any pain/fear/ect. ect.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon.How manly are you?

Doombreed
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Templar

How manly? I once took fried potatoes out of the frying pan and into the plate with my bare hands!

Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How frightened are you?

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

F-Frightened is all i'm feeling right now!I-I jusst ran away from sp-spiked zombies everywhere!I could only go slightly faster than them!Not t-to mention lava was emerging form the ground!I barely made it out of there!

Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How dead are you?

nivlac724
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nivlac724
2,555 posts
Shepherd

How dead am I well I'm ONLY the grim reaper so not very.

Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How hungry are you?

mrdeath9700
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mrdeath9700
50 posts
Nomad

How hungry am I? I could eat 250 pancakes and ask for 10 pounds of bacon.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How Communist are you?

danwar123
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danwar123
3,075 posts
Jester

I am American,Not communist!

Welcome to the salty spitoon. How good a general are you?

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

I once led an army of 50 men against a force of 5,000, and won with no casualties.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How confused are you?

Doombreed
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Doombreed
7,022 posts
Templar

Confused? Who asks?

Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How sad are you?

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

I'm so sad I once beat omegap in a crying contest.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How embarrassed are you?

Doombreed
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Doombreed
7,022 posts
Templar

embarassed? I had to take a bath in soup and take a walk out in the street until I receive 5 car honks

Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How Gantic are you?

SirLegendary
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Duke

How ugly am I? I'm so ugly, that I am considered beautiful and work of art.

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How legendary are you?

Doombreed
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Doombreed
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Templar

Legendary? I once walked on water. They still haven't figured out it actually happened...

Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How modest are you?

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
4,484 posts
Jester

How modest am I? Reasonably so, but not entirely.

Welcome to the Spitty Saltoon. How James Franco are you?

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

How james Franco am I? pretty much none at all.

Welcome to the Spitsalt Platoon, how crafty are you?

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

I'm so crafty, I'm planning a way to hack your AG account right now.

Welcome to Toony Spisalt, how ugly are you?

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