You're banned because last week, you went to McDonalds to buy some french fries, but then they were out of ketchup, so you had to go to KFC to buy some ketchup, but then when you got it, you couldn't get it open so you had to go home to get scissors, but you forgot that you didn't have any scissors, so you had to go to the store to buy some scissors to open the ketchup packet which is why you're banned because you can't solve problems efficientlyyyyyy.
*Takes deep breath and pants*