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Frank you old alcoholic you.

How much math did you use Frank?

math?

maybe.

I keep getting a runtime error on the septuple pointer. Which system files do I need for this?

Frank, it was pang. You forgot to open the window again.

Frank?

This is one of the 62 reasons why the NRA recommends you keep a loaded rifle in in your attic at all times.

How much math did you use Frank?

Counting with my fingers and toes

Frank, it was pang. You forgot to open the window again.

If it was Pang, I would keep hearing DotA chanting

This is one of the 62 reasons why the NRA recommends you keep a loaded rifle in in your attic at all times.

Not in the attic though. If the rifle was in the attic, the whatever-it-was would have access to it.

BirdScreechAndGore.mp3...sounds like the most terrifying sound in a lifetime...

BirdScreechAndGore.mp3...sounds like the most terrifying sound in a lifetime..

It was fear mixed with agony, like, the "thing" wound up in a crevice in-between the two walls and it sounded like it was going through pain and more pain.

[3:00 AM] (happy noises) "Hey look a house!"

[3:01 AM] "I should make a home in this house!"

[3:02 AM] "OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE"

[3:03 AM] "Someone help!"

[3:04 AM] "Wait, I hear someone. I should try to MOVE THROUGH THE CEILING to catch his attention!."

> Celebratory drink party after semester is over

> 3:00 AM and done

> Something just SLAMS into the roof

> mumble "Go away Keshmin you ******* I don't want to play more Smash Bros"

> Heart Rate = 160 bpm

> "Keshmin?"

> Go into attic

> BirdScreechAndGore.mp3 is louder

> Heart Rate = 180 bpm

> CEILING IS BULGING IN AND OUT

> run my *** out

> trail of pee

> sleep in fear of unknown

Reported for not engaging in extremely h0t sexual conduct

Hey, you don't know what I did!

People doing things you should be doing IN YOUR OWN BED

But there's nobody living above me...

Didn't you see the movie the babadook?

No, is it good?

Not dj0nt enough

I don't want your nasty metal!

MAN BAE MUST REALLY BE ENJOYING HERSELF AND ONLY AT 180 BPM HEART RATE?

What?

YOU SHOULD BE FILMING THIS AND UPLOADING TO AN XXX SITE

Why XXX? Why not X where that's the paranormal board?

It's not pee when it's white and sticky

What do you think is going on in my house!?

Hey normie! Stop using le dank meme green arrows outside of le dank meme factory! Thanks!

Frank?

Only Frank's closest friends know his real name, Frank. =^)

Hey normie! Stop using le dank meme green arrows outside of le dank meme factory! Thanks!

I'd use the signature moss-green font color for greentext in the OP, but HTML isn't allowed anymore. Plus, I having green font would be impersonating an employee of AG, and mods who try to impersonate employees get spankings.

Only Frank's closest friends know his real name, Frank

Well great, now everybody knows!