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Note: The original song is Air Man ga Taosena and owner is "Ceramical Titan" (せらみかるちたん), so it should be obvious that this is a parody.
Note: I wrote this in 10 minutes after beating level. It took two weeks to do it, so I was a bit emotional. This is not the best what I could write in this style... but I probably won't do another one.

When I have come back to Gemcraft,
I'll just be playing the same Field again,
and always be destroyed at the same spot.
I never will give up,
But I tried so many different Gem and Tower combinations,
but they always get to my Orb.
If only I had Suppressing Gem,
It would be easier to get through their Regeneration,
but no matter how many times I try,
I can't beat V7!
I can't avoid these hordes no matter how many times I try.
Even when I'm surrounded by maze and keep shooting,
I still end up getting destroyed by Tomb monsters.
I have also tried to max out one Gem and Amplifier,
but it's kinda meaningless against the black Gigants.
So in order to probably win next time,
I'll be stocking up my Mana as I can.

When I have realized that,
I only have a little bit of Mana left,
and that's where I'll have to salvage my gems.
I never will give up,
Because I have only three Fields left,
but this level is just impossible to pass.
If only I had the Armor Tearing Gem,
It wouldd really easy to deal more damage,
but no matter how many times I try,
I can't beat V7!
I can't kill all Swarmlings before they get to my Orb.
Even when I try to follow instructions from walkthrough,
they'll still get to me in instant again.
I have also tried to hack everything with Cheat Engine,
but game's code is just impossible to tamper.
So in order to win for sure the next time,
I'll use all my mana to build walls around the level.

If only Spiritforge didn't open these Tombs,
I'd be able to kill every remaining monster,
but no matter how many times I try,
I can't beat V7!
I can't stop Reavers no matter how many times I try.
Even if I surround my Orb with Towers,
I end up getting blown up even on twelfth wave.
But when I combined tower and maze techniques,
It was kinda useful against this monster horde.
And when I finally was on 40th wave,
I keep restocking up Gems in differrent Towers.
And that is how I won!