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philimaster
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Peasant

This thread is really simple. Just make up an outrageous reason why the user who posted before you has been put in jail.
Eg: philimaster is in jail because he enjoys poking goldfish with carrots.
Please keep it light!

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09philj
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Jester

Philimaster is in jail for a classified incident involving a thirteen gallons of cold lumpy porridge and the White House's plumbing.

zKenshi
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Nomad

Phil J has been incarcerated on the grounds that he has been running an illegal underground chicken-smuggling ring.

akshobhya
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Justiciar

The person above me is in jail as he was costing the atmosphere a lot of air, by breathing a lot...

philimaster
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Peasant

Akshbhya is in jail because he started a nuclear war against North Korea by sending a small plushie dog in the mail.

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Phili, known as "master" has been in jail for over 5 minutes, because he flodded a country by peeing a lot.

Chryosten
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Herald

You're in jail for attempting to assassinate the statue of Abraham Lincoln with a Nerf gun.

Doombreed
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Templar

You are in jail because the combined debt of all the souls you've collected has come due.

akshobhya
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Justiciar

You are in jail because you entered our land without any permission.

Doombreed
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Templar

you are in jail for the same reason when our land = Armoria

philimaster
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Peasant

you are in jail because you are the leader of the turkey mafia, controlling the trade of turkeys all over northern siberia

armorplayergc
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King

You are in jail because you hurt a fish while you were fishing!

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

You're in jail because you tried to kill sea. It didnt work

Chryosten
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Herald

You're in jail for attempting to frame the Mona Lisa for fraud.

Gogotank
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Lord

You're in jail for using withcraft to acquire the souls of innocent people.

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

You're in jail because you killed a chicken in Minecraft. With a log

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