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philimaster
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Peasant

This thread is really simple. Just make up an outrageous reason why the user who posted before you has been put in jail.
Eg: philimaster is in jail because he enjoys poking goldfish with carrots.
Please keep it light!

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red303
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Shepherd

You too are in jail for lacking a body.

philimaster
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philimaster
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Peasant

you are jail because the position in space and time where a body shaped mass should exist is not present.

akshobhya
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Justiciar

You are in jail because you have 166 posts.

armorplayergc
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King

You're in jail because you don't have more than 100,000 forum posts!

philimaster
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Peasant

you are in jail because someone will eventually do that

armorplayergc
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King

You're in jail because I'd like to be the first one! but I know I'm not going to be the first one

akshobhya
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Justiciar

You are in jail because of crossed the permissible limit of posts in a day.

armorplayergc
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King

You're in jail because we're not posting enough yet

akshobhya
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Justiciar

You are in jail because you posted the post above me.

armorplayergc
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King

You're in jail because someone may not post after me! THIS THREAD MAY DIE NOW! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! AND I WOULD HAVE KILLED IT! D:

philimaster
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Peasant

you are in jail because you murdered the thread

armorplayergc
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King

You're in jail because you revived the thread! THE THREAD IS EVIL! IT WANTS REVENGE ON US! PREPARE THAT SOON THE THREAD IS GOING TO PUT US ALL IN THE JAIL! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! D:

SportShark
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Scribe

You're in jail for making me break the forum rules.

by SportShark

armorplayergc
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King

You're in jail for breaking the forum rules! HOW COULD YOU?! D:

SportShark
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Scribe

YIJ for throwing string cheese at random passers by.

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