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philimaster
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Peasant

This thread is really simple. Just make up an outrageous reason why the user who posted before you has been put in jail.
Eg: philimaster is in jail because he enjoys poking goldfish with carrots.
Please keep it light!

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Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Bard

You're in jail because the Dictator Sai has returned, and she's jailing you all!

Ramit12
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Ramit12
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Baron

You're in jail for impersonating a dictator.

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Bard

You're in jail for treason.

AClSllXVlll
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AClSllXVlll
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Blacksmith

You're in jail for putting someone in jail for treason. We execute traitors here.

Saiyoku
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Bard

You're in jail for going against the state. And being barbaric.

AClSllXVlll
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AClSllXVlll
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Blacksmith

You're in jail for using bagels as your main weapon of choice.

dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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Bard

You're in jail for not biting Saiyoku's bagels when she uses them.

Hellica
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Hellica
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Herald

You are in jail because you used your instead of you're.

dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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Bard

You're in jail for jailing the wrong person. You had to jail the author of the very last post (me), but you instead jailed someone whose last post was 8 posts ago (ryanalex).

Yay! Meta humor!

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Bard

You're in jail for being alive.

AClSllXVlll
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AClSllXVlll
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Blacksmith

You're in jail for taking a bite out of someone's frisbee.

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Bard

You're in jail because you're not my real mom.

AClSllXVlll
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AClSllXVlll
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Blacksmith

You're in jail for back-flipping off a stork.

dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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Bard

You're in jail because I say so.

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Bard

You're in jail because of some random gobbledygook.

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