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R2D21999
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So I just noticed today that I had a stuffy nose. I thought it was completely normal, that it was just allergies because of pollen. However, I also noticed that I coughed a total of two times today. Not one, but two! And if you all thought that was worse enough, I also have... a slight headache!

It was then and there that I decided to look up the symptoms of ebola. And look! One of the symptoms is severe headache! I have a headache guys! I have ebola!

And I need your guys' help to cure me of this plague. Please, you're my last hope.

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Doombreed
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Then it was probably so wrongly presented on the news there...it was a newer and deadlier outbreak, far deadlier than any other ebola outbreak yes. But it was wreaking havoc in Africa, mostly. Guess news globally have the tendency to panic people.

FishPreferred
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Basically, Ebola is funny because it was a HUGE DEAL AND WE WERE ALL GOING TO GET INFECTED AND DIE and in the end only two people actually died from it.
Well, in America, anyway...that we know of.
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