So I just noticed today that I had a stuffy nose. I thought it was completely normal, that it was just allergies because of pollen. However, I also noticed that I coughed a total of two times today. Not one, but two! And if you all thought that was worse enough, I also have... a slight headache!
It was then and there that I decided to look up the symptoms of ebola. And look! One of the symptoms is severe headache! I have a headache guys! I have ebola!
And I need your guys' help to cure me of this plague. Please, you're my last hope.