I want to be able to drive a Mini Cooper car, but they are tiny cars and I'm 6'6". This is completely unfair! Mini Cooper has absolutely no right to make their cars so small that I can't fit in them. They cater to short people and discriminate against tall people. This causes me pain and suffering. I should sue Mini for millions of dollaz cuz I canst fit my big tall bee-hind unto dem um hum!
