1) This is a forum game. Keep it fun, diverse, and friendly.
2) Do not make things up: in this game lying is not allowed. If you lie, I will trace your IP address to find you and then sneak into your house and hit you with a rolled up magazine. (not really)
3) You complain to the person above you, wishing for certain things to happen, be different, or change in your life, someone else's life, or the world.
4) Although this is the first official complaining game on AG that I'm aware of, don't be too annoying.
5) I feel the need to reemphasize #2.
6) Your complaint CANNOT be the same as your previous 5 posts or any previous 3 posts.
7) Read the entire OP before you post!!!!!!!!
8) There is no 8th rule.
